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This May, BBV Sells Out & Watches Eurovision! (May BBV LC/NC NSFW BYOB (YMMV)) This May, BBV Sells Out & Watches Eurovision! (May BBV LC/NC NSFW BYOB (YMMV))

04-30-2021 , 10:34 PM
To raise funds and keep this forum alive, it is time for BBV to sell out to the highest bidder.

Serious suggestions only please. We cannot afford frivolity at this time.

Last Month’s trash: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...-nsfw-1788108/
04-30-2021 , 10:54 PM
not shocked you're a sell out.
04-30-2021 , 10:55 PM
Seriously though, my son didn't post once last month
05-01-2021 , 01:00 AM
you can be my daddy for a price


yes im selling out
05-01-2021 , 01:31 AM
Just hanging out playing Sony® PlayStation® with my Scottish hybrid alien daughter.

05-01-2021 , 01:31 AM
Can I pay without sales tax?
05-01-2021 , 04:03 AM
bbv sales tax can never be waived
05-01-2021 , 04:58 AM
The BBV Sales Tax shall be waved in May.

This is a Stimulus month for BBV.

We shall rise to greatness once again!
05-01-2021 , 05:03 AM
The least powerful mod has spoken. You shall all listen.
05-01-2021 , 05:23 AM
We all get stimulus checks signed by King Fish!
05-01-2021 , 06:02 AM
standing down and standing by
05-01-2021 , 10:13 AM
We will laugh all the way to the bank!
05-01-2021 , 10:40 AM
We are strongly considering renaming the forum Beats & Brags.

We can no longer afford the Variance.
05-01-2021 , 03:02 PM
We might be able to afford some memes this month!

PokerStars, $2.94 + $0.36 - Hold'em No Limit - 20/40 (5 ante) - 9 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 5,428 (136 bb)
UTG+1: 3,956 (99 bb)
MP: 2,340 (59 bb)
MP+1: 3,015 (75 bb)
LP: 2,825 (71 bb)
CO (Hero): 7,269 (182 bb)
BU: 6,090 (152 bb)
SB: 3,344 (84 bb)
BB: 3,880 (97 bb)

Pre-Flop: (105) Hero is CO with 8 8
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to 100, MP calls 100, MP+1 3-bets to 320, 1 fold, Hero calls 320, 3 players fold, UTG+1 calls 220, MP calls 220

Flop: (1,385) 8 A 5 (4 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP checks, MP+1 bets 480, Hero calls 480, UTG+1 calls 480, MP calls 480

Turn: (3,305) 6 (4 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP checks, MP+1 bets 2,210 (all-in), Hero raises to 6,464 (all-in), UTG+1 calls 3,151 (all-in), MP folds

River: (11,817) J (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: 11,817

Showdown:
CO (Hero) shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 45%, Flop: 95%, Turn: 83%, River: 100%)

MP+1 shows K A (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 32%, Flop: 1%, Turn: <1%, River: 0%)

UTG+1 shows Q A (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 23%, Flop: 4%, Turn: 17%, River: 0%)

CO (Hero) wins 11,817
05-01-2021 , 03:35 PM
They called all-in with 0%.

PokerStars, $2.94 + $0.36 - Hold'em No Limit - 100/200 (25 ante) - 9 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 7,447 (37 bb)
UTG+1: 16,721 (84 bb)
MP: 14,317 (72 bb)
MP+1: 18,316 (92 bb)
LP: 5,910 (30 bb)
CO: 19,182 (96 bb)
BU: 12,383 (62 bb)
SB (Hero): 12,068 (60 bb)
BB: 11,990 (60 bb)

Pre-Flop: (525) Hero is SB with T T
3 players fold, MP+1 raises to 600, LP calls 600, 2 players fold, Hero calls 500, 1 fold

Flop: (2,225) 5 7 9 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP+1 bets 900, LP folds, Hero raises to 2,711, MP+1 calls 1,811

Turn: (7,647) T (2 players)
Hero bets 8,732 (all-in), MP+1 calls 8,732

River: (25,111) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 25,111

Showdown:
SB (Hero) shows T T (a full house, Tens full of Nines)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 57%, Flop: 78%, Turn: 100%, River: 100%)

MP+1 shows A K (a pair of Nines)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 43%, Flop: 22%, Turn: 0%, River: 0%)

SB (Hero) wins 25,111
05-01-2021 , 03:41 PM
Why are you not betting those rivers, you have great hands!
05-01-2021 , 03:57 PM
Keeps them on their toes!
05-01-2021 , 06:27 PM
Y u raise all-in when you could also bet 3.50?
05-01-2021 , 06:28 PM
( ^◡^)っ✂╰⋃╯
05-01-2021 , 07:01 PM
05-01-2021 , 09:01 PM
Calm down, fid, it's not real. It's just symbols on the internet!
05-01-2021 , 09:13 PM
Mods only:

Spoiler:
What shall we do with last month's earnings from paid exclusive BBV memberships? I'm thinking diamond-encrusted golf clubs. Single use, obviously.
05-01-2021 , 10:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
Mods only:

Spoiler:
What shall we do with last month's earnings from paid exclusive BBV memberships? I'm thinking diamond-encrusted golf clubs. Single use, obviously.
Mods:
Spoiler:
Burn it. It’s last month’s money. It’s gone bad by now.
05-01-2021 , 11:54 PM
Mods:

Spoiler:
We could buy Denmark. Pretty cheap. Just use it for experiments and ****.
05-02-2021 , 07:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Mods:

Spoiler:
We could buy Denmark. Pretty cheap. Just use it for experiments and ****.
Mods:

Spoiler:
Denmark went bad ~30 years ago.

      
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