Where are all the "Not Worth Its Own Thread" threads? Couldn't find one.

Oh well. My brother asks me to walk and feed his dog while he goes to casino. Check. He offers me 1/4 of his winnings. Uncheck. He has the biggest win of his life. He texts me bragging that he might have just set the world record for smallest loss getting aces cracked. Said he lost $5 on them.

I knew he was playing 1-2. So I said, "There was a straddle, you limped in early position looking to re-raise, nobody raised, the flop came 7-8-9 suited not your suits, checked around, turn came 4th part of straight or flush, check around again, river whatever, somebody fires, you fold." At the last second I almost changed it to 6-7-8 flop. He says, "You got it all but the flop was 6-7-8."

Next night he says meet me over at so-and-so bar, I'm watching the game. I go. Walking around looking, wondering if he's still maybe cutting me in. I'm stood up. He's not there. Brutality.

No offense looking at how many replies you received but. who cares?

This thread is so bad it didn't make the "Not worth it's own thread" thread.

Yeah it looked like I hit my guess of zero replies at least thru several hundred reads. But then a couple loser snipes ruined the perfect prediction. Of course the real record is $2 as the record low loss in 1-2NL, unless of course someone folded them pre. Cheers!