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01-08-2009 , 10:31 AM

#26

poker_n00b

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Originally Posted by King Niche

dont touch the damn phone ive got a ****ing set...

ahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

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01-08-2009 , 10:32 AM

#27

poker_n00b

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king, could u post pics of u and ur fat girlfriend? ur dad too maybe?

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01-08-2009 , 10:34 AM

#28

brycead

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,740

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Originally Posted by poker_n00b

king, could u post pics of u and ur fat girlfriend? ur dad too maybe?

he's dead you a-hole

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01-08-2009 , 10:40 AM

#29

ShowUthExit

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,993

poker is a tough game, most people sink like a de-fibered turd

so good

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01-08-2009 , 11:10 AM

#30

subandi

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Originally Posted by King Niche

my dad never worked a day in his life, and he was just fine apart from being a chain smoker, alcholhlic, having scelrosis of the liver, mild COPD,and a walking stick..I can count on maybe 2 hands the of times I went without food for a weekor so..

gold!

I hope youll hit a big score some time soon king!

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01-08-2009 , 11:25 AM

#31

King Niche

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 668

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Originally Posted by subandi

gold!

I hope youll hit a big score some time soon king!

if i do im takin bbv family with me to the top

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01-08-2009 , 11:30 AM

#32

scottyclark

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,143

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Niche

~I appeciate the kind love in here..
~my fat girlfriend gets fetter by the day, I know she is pregnant but I am repulsed by her big frisby nipples
~truth is she reminds me of another large land mammal and I really would rather masturbate than have sex.
is that so wrong?

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Niche

one night in a home game he he had a heart attack, the sweat was pouring down his face and he was gripping his arm, I was like Omg dad , Im gonna call an ambulance, he was lIEK UGHHHH ARGHHH, dont touch the damn phone ive got a ****ing set...now thats dedication

classic niche

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01-08-2009 , 11:35 AM

#33

Soulman

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King,

don't post your ish in OOT, they're total nits.

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01-08-2009 , 11:41 AM

#34

ChristopherEucken

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niche for president

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01-08-2009 , 11:54 AM

#35

MaxRaises

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Quote:

Originally Posted by King Niche

..one night in a home game he he had a heart attack, the sweat was pouring down his face and he was gripping his arm, I was like Omg dad , Im gonna call an ambulance, he was lIEK UGHHHH ARGHHH, dont touch the damn phone ive got a ****ing set...now thats dedication

This is probably the funniest thing you've ever written

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01-08-2009 , 11:58 AM

#36

Mrage

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I too profess to deriving great enjoyment from the King's posts.

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01-08-2009 , 12:06 PM

#37

thepokerhawk_1966

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 266

I am the only person on this website to find his posts annoying and unfunny.

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01-08-2009 , 12:20 PM

#38

raze

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Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,540

Quote:

Originally Posted by thepokerhawk_1966

I am the only person on this website to find his posts annoying and unfunny.

leave

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01-08-2009 , 12:24 PM

#39

FullyBoat

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Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 511

Quote:

Originally Posted by thepokerhawk_1966

I am the only person on this website to find his posts annoying and unfunny.

Yes. Long live the King.

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01-08-2009 , 12:30 PM

#40

Qsoumha

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this thread sucks

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01-08-2009 , 12:49 PM

#41

Life

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frisby nipples ftw

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01-08-2009 , 12:50 PM

#42

LeHeroCall

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[x] Fearless at the table !

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01-08-2009 , 02:09 PM

#43

essedarius

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[x] dont touch the damn phone ive got a ****ing set
[x] grind on the mind

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01-08-2009 , 02:22 PM

#44

schlik20

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 816

now THATS an addiction

lol, i love his sporadic writing style, just spinning off and off with the run on scentences. I can envision him 100% like this guy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dJu1...x=0&playnext=1

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01-08-2009 , 02:56 PM

#45

koOma

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Hail King Niche!

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01-08-2009 , 03:44 PM

#46

wombat4hire

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Grind on the mind!

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01-08-2009 , 04:13 PM

#47

donttiltboy

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lol this guy makes me laugh so much

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01-08-2009 , 04:32 PM

#48

CountTheShot

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 39

Quote:

Originally Posted by slowsteps

anytime you need your KN fix, you can do a search by user name to find the latest Niche gems, but for the post i was referring to:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...-poker-379485/

long live the king! although the thought of this man becoming a father does send a chill down my spine.

The fact that oot would stifle something that awesome shows why it blows