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Old 01-08-2009, 08:17 AM   #1
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About King Niche Posts - best Poker posts ever

Useful Commentator gonna step out of his gimmicks just once.

King Niche's posts are awesome, they are funny, describe a life that.s like hell, talks about poker, about American lifestyle (tough life).

King Niche, Write a book. your style is funny, young and incredibly interesting/fascinating.

Write a book / ebook. I'll buy it. You seem to have so much to write about your life in relation to the Pokerz and the lifestyle of a true born grinder.

Everybody who like the King here. show support here.

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Old 01-08-2009, 08:20 AM   #2
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:29 AM   #3
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:34 AM   #4
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:35 AM   #5
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:43 AM   #6
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:12 AM   #7
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:20 AM   #8
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:20 AM   #9
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:21 AM   #10
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:45 AM   #11
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:50 AM   #12
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yeah, the King rules.

in case you missed it, he has another great post in OOT.
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:51 AM   #13
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:52 AM   #14
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King Niche's posts are awesome, describe a life that.s like hell...

the King
In these down times, it makes you feel better about your life huh?

I don't know if he just smokes a lot of good ***** or really had a rough life, regardless, he makes ugliness of poker that we can all relate comical... Keep it up!!! One thing though, fat chicks need loving too...
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:58 AM   #15
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:00 AM   #16
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I appeciate the kind love in here..its been a rough week for me..my fat girlfriend gets fetter by the day, I know she is pregnant but I am repulsed by her big frisby nipples. she says WOW YOU MUST THINK I LOOK LIKE A COW WHY WONT YOU COME NEAR ME?" the truth is she reminds me of another large land mammal and I really would rather masturbate than have sex. is that so wrong? She keeps hinting thatI should look for a job, but she doesnt understand that I dont work for other people and id rather live on the street..
my dad never worked a day in his life, and he was just fine apart from being a chain smoker, alcholhlic, having scelrosis of the liver, mild COPD,and a walking stick..I can count on maybe 2 hands the of times I went without food for a weekor so.. I hardly ever went to school, but he would teach me how to play HU and said that aint no way schoolin would get me earning as much as poker..one night in a home game he he had a heart attack, the sweat was pouring down his face and he was gripping his arm, I was like Omg dad , Im gonna call an ambulance, he was lIEK UGHHHH ARGHHH, dont touch the damn phone ive got a ****ing set...now thats dedication
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:04 AM   #17
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:05 AM   #18
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anytime you need your KN fix, you can do a search by user name to find the latest Niche gems, but for the post i was referring to:
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...-poker-379485/

long live the king! although the thought of this man becoming a father does send a chill down my spine.
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:07 AM   #19
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:12 AM   #20
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my child will one day beat durrrr heads up and I will be there taking a cut
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:14 AM   #21
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Do you know if you are gonna have a boy or a girl? Hopefully you will have a daughter so that you can be kinder to your kid. Wait, she might turn out fat and you might treat your kid like your girlfriend... NVM
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:21 AM   #22
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Niche's where it's at.
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:22 AM   #23
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:23 AM   #25
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Do you know if you are gonna have a boy or a girl? Hopefully you will have a daughter so that you can be kinder to your kid. Wait, she might turn out fat and you might treat your kid like your girlfriend... NVM
The Niche's only spawn gambling MEN, not fat blubbering women.
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