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04-03-2021 , 10:50 AM

#76

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

old fart

04-03-2021 , 01:35 PM

#77

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Ignore RacerExTex? So sad.

04-03-2021 , 01:36 PM

#78

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Folder name "Stephen Hawking"?

Such an obvious porn folder.

04-03-2021 , 01:45 PM

#79

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Folder name "Stephen Hawking"?

Such an obvious porn folder.

Sammy doesn't watch porn.

It's a sound book of Hawkings saying weird stuff for ~80hours. Sammy listens to it when he runs/bike rides etc.

04-03-2021 , 02:16 PM

#80

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 777

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Ignore RacerExTex? So sad.

Ignoring my posts is definitely +EV, but I’m dismayed at your son’s inclusion on his list. Free AF!

04-03-2021 , 04:09 PM

#81

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Sammy's just upset he's not related to me.

04-03-2021 , 04:09 PM

#82

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Though it means sex is on the table. So...

04-03-2021 , 04:12 PM

#83

Biochemie

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2021 Posts: 230

Sammy im looking for serious action like serious sam lol

04-03-2021 , 04:20 PM

#84

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy's just upset he's not related to me.

Our new Queen is Australian (Hobart/Tas), that kind of makes us related.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 04-03-2021 at 04:21 PM. Reason: we can still have the sex

04-03-2021 , 04:33 PM

#85

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,273

Margrethe II. is still the Queen of Denmark, isn't she? And you are her loyal subject, aren't you?

04-03-2021 , 05:08 PM

#86

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Margrethe II. is still the Queen of Denmark, isn't she? And you are her loyal subject, aren't you?

Jesus is for the conspiratorial dumbasses, Margrethe is the real deal!

Spoiler:

04-03-2021 , 05:08 PM

#87

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Our new Queen is Australian (Hobart/Tas), that kind of makes us related.

Well everyone in Australia is related, so, yes Sammy and I are sorta brothers.

04-03-2021 , 05:23 PM

#88

Henk from Holland

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 426

That makes us in-laws, fid!

04-03-2021 , 05:45 PM

#89

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Quote:

Originally Posted by Henk from Holland

That makes us in-laws, fid!

Fids, Fids from Australia.

04-03-2021 , 05:58 PM

#90

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy's currently in an internet fight on the Danish pokerforum. It's about a forum user that openly told about his ongoing substance abuse and how he now lost his kids/house/everything and the punks on the danish forum are currently supporting his habbit by sending him money they "think" are being used for food and stuff for his kids. SAmmy chimed ind with his opion, now everbody hates Sammy. Why don't you punks have Sammy's back? you know he's a good a guy deep down

04-03-2021 , 06:06 PM

#91

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 528

Punk, as a Denmarkian you are supposed to support other Denmarkians whether you like them or not. Socialism's like that

04-03-2021 , 06:21 PM

#92

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

**** ypo Fister

04-03-2021 , 07:09 PM

#93

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

I thought there were no poor people in Denmania?

Isn't that why you pay 85% tax?

04-03-2021 , 07:21 PM

#94

Sheep86

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sheep would have the Sammy's back if he were on that forum.

04-03-2021 , 07:47 PM

#95

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,273

...me too, Sams. Alas, I am not!

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Fids, Fids from Australia.

wouldn't it be NSW or w/e?

04-03-2021 , 08:02 PM

#96

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,273

04-03-2021 , 08:26 PM

#97

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...me too, Sams. Alas, I am not!

wouldn't it be NSW or w/e?

NSW, NSW from Australia.

04-03-2021 , 08:26 PM

#98

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

04-04-2021 , 04:34 AM

#99

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,273

Good morning NSW from Australia!

04-04-2021 , 06:12 AM

#100

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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Oh and Happy Easter everybody!

AND happy Sheepday!

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