so many fish here looks like a great thread for getting closer to whales and to $

WAT

Has OP paid the fee yet?

Sammy2Bullets is a massive fish

I see Fiddles is just as crazy as me posting at 6am

hi man I heard you are a massive fish and down tremendous amounts of money lifetime in poker, but i can handle this for you. details via pm

Please pay immediately Sammy, thanks. KF needs moar from the 1$ store

Around here, Sammy is actually your best bet should you really look for serious action.

Isn't that right, Sammy?

Sammy can't even pay the fred bill. All broke around here, as usual. Prolly Morph is to blame. And Jogi Löw

No spillmaks, no fred!!!

Settle this soon or

I blame Sammy. And Morph but only for sentimental reasons. Sammy prolly lost all his spilmaks again betting 3rd league Australian womens handball or whatever...

Yes Morph, that is correct.

Updated list

a bunch on that list is already banned

Just entered a HORSE, which me luck that I can get in deep!

Yes, Sammy is more efficient than the mods. Those punks weren't banned when Sammy did it, the mods are slow, bald and German around here.

Morph has sex with horses

wat

In Sammy's country, when you enter a horse, that means you're having sex with it.

Morph's probably still deep in the horse

Weird. Must be something with the translation; a "false friend" maybe?

Anyway, this is a progressive knock-out HORSE; 2 off the bubble but I already got my entry and then some!

Morph knocked out a horse and entered it. Morph is progressive

I know someone that could clean the hourse when you guys are done

Balconeri would love to do so for minimum wage, he also doesnt need any equipment, he has his big mouth

The bubble just burst!

Maybe the horse identifies as an old German lady and doesn't want to clean itself after the act. German ladies are known for not cleaning themselves after their bubble bursts.

In HORSE, tight is right! Especially when it comes to the phase when you have to put it in low!

PokerStars, $14.70 + $1.80 - Razz Limit (H.O.R.S.E.) - 300/600 (120 ante) - 5 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

Seat 1: 24,253 (40 bb)
Seat 3: 22,718 (38 bb)
Seat 5: 38,180 (64 bb)
Seat 7 (Hero): 11,809 (20 bb)
Seat 8: 11,240 (19 bb)

Third Street: (600) Hero is in Seat 7
Xx Xx Jx BI bring-in 180____BI folds
Xx Xx 2x UTG raises to 600____UTG calls 1,200____UTG calls 600
Xx Xx 8x MP raises to 1,200____MP 4-bets to 2,400
Xx Xx 6x CO folds
Ax 2x 5x Hero 3-bets to 1,800____Hero calls 600

Fourth Street: (7,980) (3 players)
Ax 2x 5x 9x Hero bets 600
Xx Xx 2x Jx UTG calls 600
Xx Xx 8x Jx MP calls 600

Fifth Street: (9,780) (3 players)
Ax 2x 5x 9x 7x Hero bets 1,200
Xx Xx 2x Jx 9x UTG folds
Xx Xx 8x Jx 3x MP calls 1,200

Sixth Street: (12,180) (2 players)
Xx Xx 8x Jx 3x 2x MP checks
Ax 2x 5x 9x 7x 5x Hero checks

Seventh Street: (12,180) (2 players)
Xx Xx 8x Jx 3x 2x Xx MP checks____MP folds
Ax 2x 5x 9x 7x 5x 4x Hero bets 1,200

Total pot: 12,180
Seat 7 (Hero) wins 12,180