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04-24-2021 , 08:00 PM

#351

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 528

Godhood is not within the budget

04-24-2021 , 09:08 PM

#352

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,440

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...and he's a god in his own right!

Sammy will torch your penis

04-24-2021 , 10:40 PM

#353

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

you couldnt torch morphs jockstrap

04-25-2021 , 02:24 AM

#354

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,440

Hot wife bought 2 chocolate croissants for Sammy at the Baker this morning. Sammy will put thin slices of pork and butter in them. Sammy will eat them while drinking cold morning beer soon. Hot wife and little punk left to visit grandparents at their summer house. They will not be home before tomorrow. SAmmy will drink the sunday beers and do garden work. Grandparents have a pool. Litle punk is already a good swimmer.

04-25-2021 , 03:07 AM

#355

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,235

No pork shall be eaten with chocolate

04-25-2021 , 03:34 AM

#356

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,440

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

No pork shall be eaten with chocolate

04-26-2021 , 12:46 PM

#357

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,440

Yeah Denmark won 2 Oscars.

Best international movie. "Another round" What's the movie about you ask?

Quote:

Storyline
There is a theory that man is born with half a per mille too little. That alcohol in the blood opens the mind to the outside world, problems seem smaller and creativity increases. We know it well; after the first glass of wine, the conversation lifts, the possibilities open up. Martin is a high school teacher. He feels old and tired. His students and their parents want him terminated to increase their average. Encouraged by the per mille theory, Martin and his three colleagues throw themselves into an experiment to maintain a constant alcohol impact in everyday life. If Churchill won World War II in a dense fog of spirits, what could the strong drops do for them and their students? The result is positive in the beginning. Martin's class is in a different way now, and the project is being promoted to a real academic study with the collection of results. Slowly, but surely, the alcohol makes the four friends and their surroundings loosen up. The results are rising, and they really begin...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1028856..._=nv_sr_srsg_0

We also won "best editing" for the movie "Sound of Metal"

04-26-2021 , 01:25 PM

#358

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,235

People who hand out the Oscars know nothing!

04-26-2021 , 01:36 PM

#359

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,099

Everyone always remembers the movies that win bests editing and best international.

04-26-2021 , 01:43 PM

#360

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 528

Afterwards the directors were eaten by Utsunomiya Brex

04-26-2021 , 01:50 PM

#361

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,440

mk and fister are banned till June 1.

04-26-2021 , 01:54 PM

#362

Sheep86

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,764

Sheep would congratulate the Sammy, but the Sammy often doesn't reply when Sheep says nice things about the Sammy and/or Denmark.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...&postcount=104

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...&postcount=256

04-26-2021 , 02:05 PM

#363

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,440

You were one of the good guys, but you decided to join the dark side. You are a traitor. Resign as a mod, apologize to the community for what you did, and Sammy may start treating you like a real person again.

Sammy will not respond to any of your posts for at least 71 days, starting now!

04-26-2021 , 02:09 PM

#364

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,235

WAT

04-26-2021 , 02:09 PM

#365

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,764

04-26-2021 , 03:43 PM

#366

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,099

modship has a more beautiful penis than Sammy.

04-26-2021 , 04:38 PM

#367

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,235

04-26-2021 , 08:33 PM

#368

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,227

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy forgot, are you the Jesus freak, or is that Horus? Sammy put you both on ignore because he wasn't sure. Sammy doesn't like religious people

You would know more about what's going on around here if you put less people on ignore.

04-27-2021 , 04:40 AM

#369

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,099

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

That includes the 15,000 people in Denmania.

04-27-2021 , 06:22 AM

#370

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammie’s family sure does seem to enjoy spending time away from Sammie. And can you blame them?

I mean, based on his TV and movie interests alone, I wouldn’t want to be around him. Then when you factor in the awful cooking and lack of personal hygiene, it’s little wonder they are always gone.

I’m gonna take a cue from Mrs. Sammie and put this guy back on ignore.