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04-16-2021 , 10:49 AM

#226

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

edit: Sorry, Sammy thought he was speaking to Morph

04-16-2021 , 10:51 AM

#227

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

edit: you're probably bald as well

04-16-2021 , 10:52 AM

#228

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

and overweight

04-16-2021 , 10:52 AM

#229

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

with funny legs, and knees that can predict the weather forecast

04-16-2021 , 10:58 AM

#230

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

all wrong!

04-16-2021 , 11:14 AM

#231

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 777

The windmill project suffered a setback after Sammy failed to secure Danish waters from German tourists:

Spoiler:

04-16-2021 , 11:17 AM

#232

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

lol

04-16-2021 , 11:40 AM

#233

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Liar! you're a bum, and most definitely bald like me

fyp

04-16-2021 , 11:53 AM

#234

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by RacerExTex

The windmill project suffered a setback after Sammy failed to secure Danish waters from German tourists:

Spoiler:

Sammy you have to build toilets near the windmills!

Do you think I should put the Yacht windmill near a dayhead?

04-16-2021 , 12:44 PM

#235

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 528

Quote:

Originally Posted by RacerExTex

The windmill project suffered a setback after Sammy failed to secure Danish waters from German tourists:

Spoiler:

Perfect, only Sammy would build a windmill that is not resistant to urea...

04-16-2021 , 12:51 PM

#236

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Sammy you have to build toilets near the windmills!

Do you think I should put the Yacht windmill near a dayhead?

Those wind turbines on the Yacht are for show only and require a ridiculous amount of fuel to keep moving. Plus the boat is leaking a TON of diesel straight into the water.

So make sure you bring a backup support fuel tanker if you go. And when you’re done, just leave the boat there. We’ll get a new one.

04-16-2021 , 02:12 PM

#237

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Sammy takes 4 hours to answer a simple question. No wonder the world hasn't been saved.

04-16-2021 , 02:20 PM

#238

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Sammy's boss must be very patient

04-16-2021 , 02:21 PM

#239

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy takes 4 hours to answer a simple question. No wonder the world hasn't been saved.

Maybe you should work together. For example, people often don't like living near wind turbines. But they don't mind lying dead in the ground near them...

04-16-2021 , 02:25 PM

#240

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy takes 4 hours to answer a simple question. No wonder the world hasn't been saved.

Sammy said at least 4 hours, idiot

04-16-2021 , 02:29 PM

#241

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Maybe you should work together. For example, people often don't like living near wind turbines. But they don't mind lying dead in the ground near them...

Considering your age you'll be dead in 4-29 months, would you agree to donate your body to our project? Sammy will send a binding contract for you to sign, right now.

04-16-2021 , 02:34 PM

#242

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Now shut up and stop disturbing Sammy. Sammy is drinking tequila and watching the 2 first episodes (3 hours) of the Dansih version of Lego Masters. Hot wife and little punk not homer

04-16-2021 , 02:39 PM

#243

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Sammy should switch to beer right now to save his masculinity!

04-16-2021 , 02:40 PM

#244

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Why don't you watch Lego Masters with your kid?

04-16-2021 , 02:58 PM

#245

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

04-16-2021 , 04:35 PM

#246

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Did Sammy just make a death threat?

04-16-2021 , 05:48 PM

#247

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Death threats in Denmarkian land is like a tickle fight.

04-16-2021 , 08:24 PM

#248

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...what is wrong with the 'reply all' button? I use that all the time!

Very big corporations have had problems with someone sending a reply all to 5000 co-workers, then a significant percent of those 5000 replying all back, and so on until all the employees, vendors and customers were pulled into a singularity and died.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Hai. Friday night. Mr Justice your hired, you just need to get Nz citizenship. An arranged marriage could work. Also a slight issue of getting into New Zealand. You might have to steal a private jet and land in some remote scrub bush in the south island or something.

Yes!

I have a ring that makes me invisible, so me and my faithful manservant will just sneak in through a tunnel in an unregarded mountain pass.

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

**** You!

Spoiler:

04-17-2021 , 08:45 AM

#249

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

04-17-2021 , 02:21 PM

#250

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

People in HORSE be cray-cray.

PokerStars, $0.98 + $0.12 - Omaha H/L Limit (H.O.R.S.E.) - 175/350 - 8 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG (Hero): 5,468 (16 bb)
UTG+1: 6,098 (17 bb)
MP: 8,765 (25 bb)
MP+1: 1,250 (4 bb)
CO: 7,200 (21 bb)
BU: 2,375 (7 bb)
SB: 9,885 (28 bb)
BB: 6,884 (20 bb)

Pre-Flop: (525) Hero is UTG with A♣ A♠ T♥ 4♣
Hero raises to 700, UTG+1 3-bets to 1,050, 6 players fold, Hero calls 350

Flop: (2,625) 8♥ 6♥ Q♠ (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets 350, Hero calls 350

Turn: (3,325) 6♠ (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets 700, Hero calls 700

River: (4,725) A♥ (2 players)
Hero bets 700, UTG+1 raises to 1,400, Hero raises to 2,100, UTG+1 raises to 2,800, Hero calls 700

Total pot: 10,325

Showdown:
UTG+1 shows 8♦ J♣ A♦ T♠ (HI: two pair, Aces and Eights)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 34%, Flop: 33%, Turn: 15%, River: 0%)

UTG (Hero) shows A♣ A♠ T♥ 4♣ (HI: a full house, Aces full of Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 66%, Flop: 67%, Turn: 85%, River: 100%)

UTG (Hero) wins 10,325

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