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03-31-2021 , 03:48 PM

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 528

Frist. Ban OP.

Please send invoice to:
Sammy No Bullets
Klitmöller 69
420350 Smörrebröd
Denmarkian Duchy

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03-31-2021 , 04:59 PM

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

frist

03-31-2021 , 05:06 PM

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

03-31-2021 , 07:20 PM

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Time traveling idiots.

03-31-2021 , 07:55 PM

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

BTW is the inspection of the BBV particle accelerator in the Bahamas still on this month?

03-31-2021 , 09:15 PM

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

The BBV Particle Accelerator is my penis.

04-01-2021 , 12:44 AM

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Finally made to Easter Break. Happy Easter BBV!

04-01-2021 , 02:03 AM

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Too soon

04-01-2021 , 03:01 AM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Thighgap Thursday!

04-01-2021 , 02:58 PM

#10

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

FranFran is this your Club in Zagreb?

04-01-2021 , 03:21 PM

#11

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Morph hittin’ da club

04-01-2021 , 03:22 PM

#12

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

3 bounties and CL! 1/106 already ITM

PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Omaha H/L Pot Limit - 350/700 - 6 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 21,316 (30 bb)
MP: 13,406 (19 bb)
CO: 4,937 (7 bb)
BU: 70,193 (100 bb)
SB: 8,455 (12 bb)
BB (Hero): 67,362 (96 bb)

Pre-Flop: (1,050) Hero is BB with Q♠ K♦ T♣ 6♥
UTG raises to 1,750, 1 fold, CO calls 1,750, BTN calls 1,750, SB calls 1,400, Hero calls 1,050

Flop: (8,750) Q♥ 4♠ 6♦ (5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG bets 6,563, CO calls 3,187 (all-in), BU folds, SB calls 6,563, Hero raises to 13,300, UTG raises to 19,566 (all-in), SB calls 142 (all-in), Hero calls 6,266

Turn: (57,774) Q♣ (4 players, 3 all-in)

River: (57,774) 4♥ (4 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: 57,774

Showdown:
UTG shows 9♦ 5♣ A♦ 3♠ (HI: a pair of Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 19%, Flop: 12%, Turn: 3%, River: 0%)

BB (Hero) shows Q♠ K♦ T♣ 6♥ (HI: a full house, Queens full of Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 36%, Flop: 38%, Turn: 80%, River: 100%)

SB shows 8♥ 5♦ A♠ 7♠ (HI: a pair of Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 17%, Flop: 23%, Turn: <1%, River: 0%)

CO shows 2♠ 2♥ A♣ 5♠ (HI: two pair, Queens and Twos)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 29%, Flop: 27%, Turn: 17%, River: 0%)

BB (Hero) wins 57,774

04-01-2021 , 03:24 PM

#13

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

But how much did you lose?

04-01-2021 , 04:52 PM

#14

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Go Morph!

04-01-2021 , 05:14 PM

#15

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Only 2 games we lost in almost 3 years, were 2 friendly games against Belgium. That is, we only lost when we were not trying to win. Put your money on Denmark to win the Eurocup 2021.

04-01-2021 , 05:20 PM

#16

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Go Morph!

And take Fidstar with you!

04-01-2021 , 05:30 PM

#17

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

thanks, currently 8/19

04-01-2021 , 05:32 PM

#18

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Only 2 games we lost in almost 3 years, were 2 friendly games against Belgium. That is, we only lost when we were not trying to win. Put your money on Denmark to win the Eurocup 2021.

Have you beaten a good team?

04-01-2021 , 05:41 PM

#19

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

out 15th

04-01-2021 , 05:42 PM

#20

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Have you beaten a good team?

You don't consider England, Germany, Austria, Poland, Switzerland good teams? You should probably stick to wallaby hunting, football is not your game.

Punk

04-01-2021 , 06:04 PM

#21

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

Sammy said Germany has a good Team!

04-01-2021 , 06:12 PM

#22

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

In Sammy's defense, he didn't think you were awake this late. Guess you had to pee

04-01-2021 , 06:17 PM

#23

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

No I had to comb my hair. Remember how that feels, Sammy?

04-01-2021 , 06:49 PM

#24

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You don't consider England, Germany, Austria, Poland, Switzerland good teams? You should probably stick to wallaby hunting, football is not your game.

Punk

1 win by 1 goal and a draw against England is good?

Can't even see those other teams. It's in some sort of gibberish language.

04-01-2021 , 07:06 PM

#25

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

1 win by 1 goal and a draw against England is good?

Yes, it's good. Any country in the world would consider a win/draw over 2 games against England good. Dumbass! Ask the old German, even he would agree

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