Nah seriously, did read and very good! TY.

OP plays professionally for 3 years, played total 6 years, PLO for last few years.
OP suggests getting mental coach.
You need to be honest about how good you are and when you are tilting, what to do about tilt.
Play your best by avoiding tilt, playing more when you are playing your best, less when not, don't be results oriented, don't be emotional.
Don't let distractions hurt your play, play less tables than you 'can possibly play.'
Leave poker behind when you are not playing, find ways to make yourself feel better after bad sets that don't involve hookers and blow.
Always try to get better, think about unconventional plays to take your game to the next level.
Keep $s on different sites, exclude from games if you play higher when tilting, keep only $'s need on different sites, redeposit if you need to reload, practice conservative BRM.
Be healthy = play better.
+EV = good. Gambol = bad.
Live in the present, be happy, don't be a whiny b*tch.
OP is happy he plays poker.
OP uses his mouse to play some hands of poker on the internet.