3,000th POST - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

Thank you to everyone who helped me reach this milestone.

I would like to share a picture with you guys, a picture of the first dollar i ever made. I was a toddler. From that point on i knew i'd worship money. I cherish this dollar because its not your everyday dollar. This dollar is backed by silver, its not full tilt monopoly money. I was thinking about cashing it in for $1 worth of silver but i think i will wait until the global economy collapses, ill have more leverage then imo.

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01-10-2018 , 06:02 PM

Trumps hit

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congrats

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01-10-2018 , 06:18 PM

fidstar-poker

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Where is your first tax return?

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01-10-2018 , 06:36 PM

Morphismus

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It's Illuminati money!

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01-10-2018 , 06:47 PM

H0RUS

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Where is your first tax return?

I may have misplaced it

Depressing

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

It's Illuminati money!

I'm a member

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01-10-2018 , 10:40 PM

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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heres to another 3k poasts i guess

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01-10-2018 , 11:28 PM

H0RUS

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Originally Posted by Trumps hit

congrats

Ty sir.

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Originally Posted by thabighurt35

heres to another 3k poasts i guess

Cheers. In your honor i will donate 1 joint to your dispensary of choice per post.

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01-10-2018 , 11:34 PM

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

Ty sir.

Cheers. In your honor i will donate 1 joint to your dispensary of choice per post.

dont let your fingers write a check your ass cant cash brother

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01-10-2018 , 11:42 PM

H0RUS

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Really really really small joints

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01-11-2018 , 12:00 AM

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thabighurt35

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there is a chance i have another 50 years on this earth and i quit cigs..............

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01-11-2018 , 12:10 AM

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H0RUS

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Major props sir. I quit cigs February of last year. Ok i rescind my offer.

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01-11-2018 , 01:12 AM

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thabighurt35

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well done sir.

I traded vapor for tobacco in april and have been smoke free since october. Prob 10 random pacs while drunk in the interim.

I would like your offer to stand. PLease donate to CF research

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01-11-2018 , 01:54 AM

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H0RUS

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Vaping is what helped me kick the habit aswell

Cystic fibrosis research? Consider it ✔

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01-11-2018 , 03:12 AM

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FranFran

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hai hairous

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01-11-2018 , 07:06 AM

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rigdam3nti0n

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Major props sir. I quit cigs February of last year. Ok i rescind my offer.

Studies have shown that cigarettes cause irreparable brain damage. Citations: https://www.nature.com/articles/mp2014187

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01-11-2018 , 08:44 AM

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suitedjustice

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

Vaping is what helped me kick the habit aswell

Cystic fibrosis research? Consider it ✔

Good job. Four years off the cigs here. Vaping to patch to nothing.

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01-11-2018 , 08:59 AM

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H0RUS

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Originally Posted by FranFran

hai hairous

Hai to my fren franfran

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Originally Posted by rigdam3nti0n

Studies have shown that cigarettes cause irreparable brain damage. Citations: https://www.nature.com/articles/mp2014187

Ill be fine, your mom gives me good brain on the reg

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Good job. Four years off the cigs here. Vaping to patch to nothing.

Congrats SJ, i know how hard it is to quit. Im happy we was able to defeat that monster.

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01-11-2018 , 02:22 PM

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vrael111

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Good job, hopefully i will be able to quit soon as well

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01-11-2018 , 02:34 PM

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H0RUS

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Thank you sir.

Have you tried vaping? Theres alot of different vape juices im sure you could find something that could help you quit. Good luck!

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01-11-2018 , 02:47 PM

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thabighurt35

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the vapor makes it pretty easy. At first you intake more, then it fades away and the vapor is just a novelty, then you go a few days without it using no effort. At least ime

Yes Cystic Fibrosis, two of my first cousins have it and it is not common enough to get a lot of funding for research. The LE for a CF baby was 18 when i was born, my cousin with CF just turned 33 all do to a new medicine which is two pills a day at $400 a pill....

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01-11-2018 , 02:48 PM

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thabighurt35

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i have been told that i smoke when i blackout, but i dont remember those cigs so they dont count

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01-11-2018 , 03:20 PM

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H0RUS

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$400 a pill, holy ****. I've heard of the condition before but i didn't realize it was so debilitating. Im guessing insurance covers most of the cost? 300k a year for pills is so ****ing sad. God damn those pharmaceutical companies exploiting illnesses.

I agree vaping makes it a hell of alot easier, i honestly couldn't have quit any other way. I started off at 9mg of nicotine then eventually 6mg then 3mg. I never got to 0mg, i quit when i was at 3mg. I was thinking of getting a new vape (i trashed my old one, its been to hell and back!) And just puffing on 0mg vape juice because i do enjoy the clouds