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02-15-2024 , 11:55 AM

#176

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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I blame everyone

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02-15-2024 , 12:39 PM

#177

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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Thanks Mom

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02-15-2024 , 02:38 PM

#178

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

I'd like to thank your mum too.

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02-15-2024 , 03:48 PM

#179

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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calm down!

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02-16-2024 , 12:48 PM

#180

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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I bet mmmKay's mom is still "attainable", as they say. Do a mom joke on my mom the joke is really on you.

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02-16-2024 , 02:33 PM

#181

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Thanks Daddy.

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02-16-2024 , 02:34 PM

#182

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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That sounded sexual.

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02-16-2024 , 02:34 PM

#183

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Can you buy me a car?

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02-17-2024 , 12:09 PM

#184

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

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Sure, no problem. Morph has a fake gold tooth

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02-17-2024 , 05:16 PM

#185

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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I have, but I ain't paying no friggin' car with it!

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02-17-2024 , 05:52 PM

#186

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

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Morph is hung like a horse

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02-17-2024 , 05:57 PM

#187

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice

I don't think we're very good at rugby. Not unless high scores are bad, like in golf or darts.

I mean yeah America just doesn't take it seriously or spend much money on it. I'm sure if you wanted to, you could and be beating the best teams. NZ sucks at basketball (apart from Steven Adams) USA destroys us. NZ is actually pretty good at athletics, obv not on USA level but you can expect some medals from us this Olympics in Men's shot put, Women's pole vault and maybe even the steeplechase. Also hoping to get out first ever women's 100m finalist.

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02-17-2024 , 10:47 PM

#188

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

If USA wanted to they'd do it.

300M vs 5M

But play a game tomorrow and they'd be killed.

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02-18-2024 , 04:39 PM

#189

FWWM

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Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Reasons why the US tends to be pretty good in athletics:
1) Size of the population
2) Easy access to performance-enhancing drugs of all varieties.
Not valid reasons: Everything else pretty much

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02-19-2024 , 05:10 AM

#190

Sammy2bullets

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If luck and PED's wasn't a factor, Denmark would win everything.

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02-19-2024 , 09:54 AM

#191

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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Not true

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02-19-2024 , 06:06 PM

#192

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

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shut up

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02-20-2024 , 03:25 AM

#193

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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no u

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02-21-2024 , 01:27 PM

#194

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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What's better, PED or PTSD?? Not sure...

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02-21-2024 , 01:40 PM

#195

FWWM

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Did you know that Feb 22nd is national xpoasting day? Put whatever BBV LC/NC you have into any other forum. Ofc you may choose to not do so, but your Feng Shui will be so terrible, words cannot describe.....

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02-21-2024 , 01:42 PM

#196

FWWM

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Prolly

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02-21-2024 , 04:12 PM

#197

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

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Originally Posted by FWWM

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Originally Posted by FWWM

Prolly

Fake news. What happens in BBV-møller, stays in BBV-møller.

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02-22-2024 , 06:38 AM

#198

FWWM

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KGB knows everything

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02-22-2024 , 10:52 AM

#199

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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Originally Posted by FWWM

lol

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02-22-2024 , 12:43 PM

#200

FWWM

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Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Nobody xpoasts from BBV on 22/2/24. According to my calculations this will prolly cause the collapse of the spacetime continuum. But on the bright side at least we weren't murdered by Wladimir Wladimirowic, so there's that....

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