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On a positive note, my ignore list is a lot smaller than Sammys. And I don't think many, if any, of those who are on my list are still around anyway.

On a negative note, Norway has had a disastrous Olympics - even though we mainly do well during the winter Olympics, some success during the summer Olympics is still expected.

One (surprising) gold (Rooth FTW!) and one bronze so far while all the ones who were supposed to deliver have failed to do so.

But! The Legend Karsten Warholm will run his final in about 5 minutes and bring home the second gold for Norway so you all should tune in and wave your Norwegian flags! In the name of positivity!

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08-09-2024 , 03:49 PM

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MinusEV

Giftastic!

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Or not.

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08-09-2024 , 05:36 PM

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Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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Well, as it is dark itself you don't see it that much in the dark tbh.

I believe you

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08-09-2024 , 05:54 PM

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Sheep86

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Well played.

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08-09-2024 , 06:17 PM

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Sammy2bullets

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Sheep86 has received a 12 month ban

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08-09-2024 , 08:26 PM

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Snake Plissken

stranger

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Great now I have another one to bust out.

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08-09-2024 , 10:45 PM

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suitedjustice

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08-10-2024 , 02:19 AM

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Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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RIP Mr Sheep

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08-10-2024 , 02:20 AM

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Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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RIP Jesus Christ

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08-10-2024 , 03:31 AM

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fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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He'll be back.

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08-10-2024 , 03:32 AM

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fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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On Easter Sunday.

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08-10-2024 , 04:39 AM

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Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

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I just turned on the handball Sammy! How come the goal keepers aren't fat? If NZ had a team we would find some chick that was 6 foot and huge that could block out the goal.

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08-10-2024 , 05:08 AM

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Morphismus

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Good point! And actually, when I was in school we had a (male) handball team with a keeper who was huge and chubby; think relatively slim sumo ringer. And they were pretty successful iirc.

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08-10-2024 , 08:16 AM

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suitedjustice

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I just like the moxie of someone who—finding out that someone else has already taken Jesus Christ as a handle, goes with Jesus Christ, God.

Or, maybe they were first all along and just went with the whole shebang.

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08-10-2024 , 03:12 PM

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fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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I hope before the "shebang" that they were married. That's what Jesus would want.

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08-11-2024 , 12:30 AM

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suitedjustice

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08-11-2024 , 09:35 AM

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Morphismus

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Sammy didn't come here to gloat yet? I just read Denmark destroyed Germany in handball.

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08-11-2024 , 01:13 PM

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Morphismus

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Probably too drunk to post.

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08-11-2024 , 01:14 PM

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Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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Probably depressed because he lost to Belgium in the medal ranking

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08-11-2024 , 01:55 PM

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Sammy2bullets

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

Sammy didn't come here to gloat yet? I just read Denmark destroyed Germany in handball.

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08-11-2024 , 02:05 PM

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Morphismus

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Is that Henk there in the middle? Henk from Holland?

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08-11-2024 , 02:06 PM

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Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

Is that Henk there in the middle? Henk from Holland?

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08-11-2024 , 02:30 PM

#1473

Parasense

temp-banned

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Schade Marmelade...

Handball is a ******ed game for those who lack the skill and precision to play basketball, and suck at playing football, too.

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08-11-2024 , 02:32 PM

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Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,360

sounds about right

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08-11-2024 , 02:36 PM

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Henk from Holland

grinder

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Probably depressed because he lost to Belgium in the medal ranking

Holland did quite well!

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