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04-09-2024 , 04:54 PM

#426

suitedjustice

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Sammy's the youngest.

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04-10-2024 , 01:11 PM

#427

FWWM

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Yeah like, I'm not old enough to have seen it when it came out but I'm old enough to have had that material in German classes in high school and later when I was in Berlin I remember that place, so now you can guess how old I am, much too old anyway. Age is the mindkiller.

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also; Morph can now legally carry 25 grams of hash on him at any time.

Morph could do that since he was a little child. Nobody would dare to take it away from him, esp not German cops. German cops are a joke anyway. Murican cops would at least shoot you. German cops would let you get away simply bcos there would be 200 pages of paperwork to fill out if they didn't. Anyways I'm drunk and already said too much, good night!

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04-10-2024 , 02:01 PM

#428

FWWM

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Yeah so, that's exactly how it was, back in the days

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04-10-2024 , 02:27 PM

#429

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Obama had not been president yet, there was dat guy who was unable o do much of anything, so there's that. But whatever politics were dominated by idiots as always...

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04-10-2024 , 02:30 PM

#430

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If I write any moar I'll prolly be deported out of dis country immediately. I blame Morph in advance...

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04-10-2024 , 02:54 PM

#431

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Also my bedroom AC stopped working. I'm doomed. It's all a communist conspiracy

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04-10-2024 , 03:31 PM

#432

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AaaaaaAAAAAASaaaaaaaà

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04-10-2024 , 04:03 PM

#433

FWWM

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Is Obama the best person to address your grievances to?

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04-10-2024 , 04:04 PM

#434

Mr.mmmKay

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yes

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04-10-2024 , 04:07 PM

#435

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Remember when you wake up in the middle of the night you have to poast your understanding of the world order on 2+2 or you might never be able to sleep again, due to secret alien tech obtained by Morph. Thanks Morph

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04-10-2024 , 04:09 PM

#436

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

yes

Thanks Obama

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04-10-2024 , 04:17 PM

#437

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I'll sleep now. To promote world peace. And whatnot

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04-10-2024 , 05:13 PM

#438

suitedjustice

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Good night.

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04-12-2024 , 11:07 AM

#439

Sammy2bullets

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Nicole/Wilhelmshaven

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04-12-2024 , 11:08 AM

#440

Mr.mmmKay

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fake news

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04-12-2024 , 11:17 AM

#441

Sammy2bullets

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RIP

OJ Simpson

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 04-12-2024 at 11:18 AM. Reason: It wasn't his glove

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04-12-2024 , 01:09 PM

#442

Morphismus

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Sammy did you ever call your wife Nicole by accident?

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04-12-2024 , 02:54 PM

#443

Mr.mmmKay

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Probably

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04-12-2024 , 04:50 PM

#444

fidstar-poker

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She makes him wear a ball gag.

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04-15-2024 , 01:07 PM

#445

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04-15-2024 , 02:36 PM

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Sammy2bullets

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Sammy did you ever call your wife Nicole by accident?

No, her name is Camilla, I'm not stupid. I called her Morph a few times though!

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04-15-2024 , 02:40 PM

#447

Mr.mmmKay

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Sammy's the kind of guy to yell Morph in a very high pitched voice when he finishes

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04-15-2024 , 03:14 PM

#448

fidstar-poker

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She calls you Morph all the time.

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04-15-2024 , 04:35 PM

#449

Sammy2bullets

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

She calls you Morph all the time.

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04-15-2024 , 04:47 PM

#450

Sammy2bullets

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

Happy new Year y'all!

Let's all be friends!

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