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04-04-2024 , 12:36 PM

#401

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,051

Waffle will always be the one that gave Mold the modship before he gave it to me.

**** Waffle.

**** Mold.

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04-04-2024 , 01:24 PM

#402

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,410

Waffle was a way better mod than any of the current BBV mods ever were. I mean, none of them are ever posting drunk, I don't even think any of them have ever banned a poster.... ****ing nerds.

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04-04-2024 , 01:27 PM

#403

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,211

Yeah but Denmark can't even fire missiles

https://www.itv.com/news/2024-04-04/...issile-failure

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04-04-2024 , 01:47 PM

#404

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,568

It doesn't matter, if it comes to any conflict they will surrender again in less than two hours anyways.

Spoiler:

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04-04-2024 , 02:33 PM

#405

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,051

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Yeah but Denmark can't even fire missiles

https://www.itv.com/news/2024-04-04/...issile-failure

Don't insult Australia Junior.

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04-04-2024 , 02:50 PM

#406

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 781

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Don't insult Australia Junior.

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04-04-2024 , 04:37 PM

#407

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,410

There's no poser in this thread Sammy couldn't knock out with a single punch.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 04-04-2024 at 04:39 PM. Reason: meant pistons

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04-04-2024 , 04:41 PM

#408

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,410

also

I love you, fidstar-poker

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04-04-2024 , 08:01 PM

#409

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,348

Sammy what is going on with Danish rocket launchers?

Denmark closes major shipping strait over faulty missile launcher

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The Niels Juel ship is stationed in Denmark’s Great Belt strait, the main maritime gateway to the Baltic Sea.

The booster on a Harpoon missile on board the ship was activated during a mandatory test on Thursday, and the launcher cannot currently be deactivated, the Danish armed forces said in a statement, adding that specialists are on their way to solve the problem.

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04-04-2024 , 10:43 PM

#410

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,568

That is not relevant, Sammy Tyson can knock you out with a single punch

Spoiler:

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04-05-2024 , 03:06 AM

#411

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,051

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

also

I love you, fidstar-poker

you're only human.

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04-05-2024 , 02:39 PM

#412

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Sammy what is going on with Danish rocket launchers?

Denmark closes major shipping strait over faulty missile launcher

Testing our new super missiles. They can hit anywhere in Germany from here.

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04-05-2024 , 02:45 PM

#413

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,211

If I give you Putin's exact coordinates, can your missiles reach the location within 100ms? It has to be within 100ms, otherwise he's already teleported to Bali.

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04-05-2024 , 06:10 PM

#414

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,176

Microseconds? There you go with that metric again. How many hogshead furlong seconds is that?

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04-06-2024 , 01:39 AM

#415

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,825

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

There's no poser in this thread Sammy couldn't knock out with a single punch.

I have a very hard head

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04-06-2024 , 01:42 AM

#416

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,825

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Heard yall were looking for some good mods. I have 24 unread pm's from 2018 so Im def your guy.

I always wondered why you never replied.

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04-06-2024 , 03:14 AM

#417

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,051

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...ostcount=11318

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04-06-2024 , 05:02 AM

#418

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,568

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Microseconds? There you go with that metric again. How many hogshead furlong seconds is that?

It's milliseconds. Where is our engineer to translate that into square feet per gun shaft for our valued Murican fellas? I heard he was busy with some rockets. Or his two year holiday bonus he got from being 6 weeks at work ...

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04-06-2024 , 12:56 PM

#419

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Musings from the last several posts:

Fid is scared im coming back and putting him to the curb.

Sammy knows whats up but im in this thread and can take several punches

sorry colin

Morph was the only poker player in bbv in 2022

its noon and im still drunk from last night\

you would think a 7 year old mini waffle would prevent me from being such a tool but alas here we are

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04-06-2024 , 01:16 PM

#420

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,687

No waffles will be punched on purpose.

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04-07-2024 , 03:56 AM

#421

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,348

At least you're not trunk from starting to drink in the morning!

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04-09-2024 , 01:54 PM

#422

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,410

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

At least you're not trunk from starting to drink in the morning!

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04-09-2024 , 04:03 PM

#423

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,410

also; Morph can now legally carry 25 grams of hash on him at any time.

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04-09-2024 , 04:04 PM

#424

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,211

Morph's been doing it illegally for decades

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04-09-2024 , 04:06 PM

#425

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Morph's been doing it illegally for centuries

FYP

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