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03-10-2024 , 09:57 AM

#276

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,237

they probably already withheld $50K in taxes from Sammy's salary

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03-10-2024 , 11:21 AM

#277

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,443

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

they probably already withheld $50K in taxes from Sammy's salary

HAhahahaha, I wish...

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03-10-2024 , 12:18 PM

#278

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,106

Holding $50k would mean Sammy only made $53k.

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03-10-2024 , 02:20 PM

#279

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,443

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Holding $50k would mean Sammy only made $53k.

Homeless people make more than that collecting empty beer cans in my country

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03-10-2024 , 02:26 PM

#280

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,106

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Homeless people make more than that collecting empty beer cans in Sammy's house.

FYP

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03-10-2024 , 02:33 PM

#281

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

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There are no homeless people in Sammy's house

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03-10-2024 , 02:35 PM

#282

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

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Sammy will eat deep fried Gouda rings in an hour or so

Beer

edit: Fun fact, the Danish word for bitch is "so"

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03-10-2024 , 02:58 PM

#283

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

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I don't think Morph should go to prison

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03-10-2024 , 03:04 PM

#284

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,237

agreed

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03-10-2024 , 04:03 PM

#285

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,237

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03-10-2024 , 04:58 PM

#286

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,384

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

FYP

lol was about to post just that; we think as one!

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03-10-2024 , 05:17 PM

#287

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,237

nice

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03-10-2024 , 06:16 PM

#288

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

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Maybe you're both idiots

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03-10-2024 , 07:58 PM

#289

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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lol

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03-11-2024 , 03:29 AM

#290

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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03-11-2024 , 03:30 PM

#291

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,635

Sammy prolly already eating deep fried gouda in Denmarkian prison. Cos that's what Denmarkian prisons do.

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03-11-2024 , 03:32 PM

#292

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,635

Why do I not give all the s*it up here and go to Denmarkian prison too? I heard life is good there...

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03-11-2024 , 03:37 PM

#293

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,635

Yeah right, I don't speak any Denmarkian, the weather is crap, the culture is crap, the gals and the food are prolly crap too and whatnot and they will be conquered by Germans just like my home country sooner or later. I blame Morph. But let's keep it an option for now. Skol!

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03-11-2024 , 07:25 PM

#294

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,771

Move to Polandmøller! Low cost of living (so you can retire even sooner), okay weather, nice looking ewes, not too far from Bavariamøller... What more can you ask for?

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03-12-2024 , 03:06 AM

#295

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,106

To be further away from WW3.

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03-14-2024 , 03:30 PM

#296

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,635

Thanks Mr. Sheeps, I'll consider Polandmöller, but for the moment my life is centered around other parts of the world, honestly can't imagine going back to Europe at this point. But life is full of surprises.
Like today, among other things, I was at the doc and he told me my liver values were normal (last time he said they were somewhat elevated ��). Not sure how that could of have happened given my recent history, maybe the person in charge dropped my sample, but whatever, I'll take it. Maybe I have a reptilian liver after all...

Last edited by Sheep86; 03-14-2024 at 05:33 PM. Reason: Grammar

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03-15-2024 , 09:16 AM

#297

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 784

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Originally Posted by FWWM

I was at the doc and he told me my liver values were normal (last time he said they were somewhat elevated ��). Not sure how that could of have happened given my recent history, maybe the person in charge dropped my sample, but whatever, I'll take it. Maybe I have a reptilian liver after all...

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