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05-17-2024 , 02:59 PM

#676

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,072

Had weird looking thumbs.

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05-17-2024 , 03:02 PM

#677

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

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I think fidstar-poker is a wonderful person

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05-17-2024 , 03:17 PM

#678

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,072

Saamy, when we finally make love, will it be beautiful?

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05-17-2024 , 03:22 PM

#679

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,590

Not as much as with Nicole from Wilhelmshaven

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05-17-2024 , 03:41 PM

#680

MinusEV

Giftastic!

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 12,235

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

I was given the ****edup job of firing a coworker today. A guy I really like and have known for ~10 years. The worst day of my work-life so far.

Beer

That sucks

Did you use a cod?

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05-17-2024 , 04:22 PM

#681

Sheep86

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

...but is "gemeenschap" not "community"?

That is usually an accurate translation, yes.

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05-19-2024 , 12:23 PM

#682

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

...but is "gemeenschap" not "community"?

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05-19-2024 , 02:50 PM

#683

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,368

What are they talking about?

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05-19-2024 , 03:05 PM

#684

MinusEV

Giftastic!

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 12,235

Nobody knows.

Not even Danes themselves.

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05-19-2024 , 05:40 PM

#685

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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OMG Sammy I had no idea!

I'm so sorry!

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05-20-2024 , 08:13 AM

#686

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

OMG Sammy I had no idea!

I'm so sorry!

Actually my Norwegian friend is not wrong. Although our country is so small, if everyone only spoke their local dialect, I would not understand what ~40% of my fellow danes were saying.

edit: Cynthia from Jihad, hahaha wtf at those uts.

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05-20-2024 , 09:40 AM

#687

Sheep86

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Hai.

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is poasting from his

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for the very first time right now.

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05-20-2024 , 09:56 AM

#688

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,220

nice

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05-20-2024 , 10:06 AM

#689

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,590

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Actually my Norwegian friend is not wrong. Although our country is so small, if everyone only spoke their local dialect, I would not understand what ~40% of my fellow danes were saying.

edit: Cynthia from Jihad, hahaha wtf at those uts.

What's your relationship with Cynthia from Jihad? You better tell us right meow.

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05-20-2024 , 10:08 AM

#690

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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Sammy had sex with Cynthia from Jihad in Constantinople in the summer of 2012

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05-20-2024 , 10:25 AM

#691

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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RIP Constantinople

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05-20-2024 , 12:14 PM

#692

Sheep86

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Sammy had sex with Cynthia from Jihad in Constantinople in the summer of 2012

BC or AD?

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05-20-2024 , 12:27 PM

#693

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,220

AD! Sammy's not that old yet!

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05-20-2024 , 02:02 PM

#694

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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Maybe Sammy is a Denmarkian Reptilian from Kepler 452B

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05-20-2024 , 04:36 PM

#695

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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That must be it.

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05-20-2024 , 04:45 PM

#696

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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Probably

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05-20-2024 , 07:26 PM

#697

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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What other explanation is there really?

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05-21-2024 , 03:21 AM

#698

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

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It's Istanbul.

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05-22-2024 , 12:58 PM

#699

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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No lack of self-confidence, that's for sure

Spoiler:

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05-22-2024 , 01:23 PM

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Morphismus

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That's the German heritage!

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