I don't know what kind of joke you're trying to make, but you know as well as me, that Morph is the only one old enough in Europe, to have been to Istanbul before the name change.

Idiot

I bet Morph was even happy when they announced the name change!

To be fair, in 1930 all that was on Morph's teen mind was hot young girls and mettbrötchen. Wouldn't be fair to blame him for that.


edit: actually I wouldn't rule out, that it could have been his fault

Ok, enough is a enough!

MK you're pissing me off, I will not speak to you again before July 1. 2024.

You did this to yourself

That's good I didn't have anything to say to you anyway

Calm down both, it's for your own good. Looks like it was Morph's fault anyway

I blame Morph

I've never been fingered by my bed

Fingering is the mind killer

I was being disturbed by mmmkays lack of fingering, so I asked Morph for guidance

Well, what I found was more disturbing. Thanks Morph!

Standard.

That's some regular hands and arms at least, not some whatever that was before.

This fred needs to find its way back to solid life advices

Nice one!

NSFW language

PokerStars, $3.92 + $0.48 - Courchevel H/L Pot Limit - 25/50 (6 ante) - 6 players
Replay this hand on Pokeit

maschka714 (UTG): 3,000 (60 bb)
alex1986pcb (MP): 6,072 (121 bb)
Morphismus (CO): 8,760 (175 bb)
seek07 (BU): 507 (10 bb)
mafiadave30 (SB): 1,512 (30 bb)
pöse (BB): 4,380 (88 bb)

Pre-Flop: (111) 6 Hero (Morphismus) is CO with 5 3 A T 2
maschka714 (UTG) calls 50, 1 fold, Morphismus (CO) calls 50, seek07 (BU) raises to 275, mafiadave30 (SB) calls 250, pöse (BB) calls 225, maschka714 (UTG) calls 225, Morphismus (CO) 3-bets to 550, seek07 (BU) calls 226 (all-in), mafiadave30 (SB) calls 275, pöse (BB) calls 275, maschka714 (UTG) calls 275

Flop: (2,737) 8 T (5 players, 1 all-in)
mafiadave30 (SB) bets 150, pöse (BB) calls 150, maschka714 (UTG) calls 150, Morphismus (CO) raises to 300, mafiadave30 (SB) calls 150, pöse (BB) calls 150, maschka714 (UTG) calls 150

Turn: (3,937) 5 (5 players, 1 all-in)
mafiadave30 (SB) bets 200, pöse (BB) raises to 850, maschka714 (UTG) calls 850, Morphismus (CO) raises to 7,537, mafiadave30 (SB) calls 456 (all-in), pöse (BB) calls 2,674 (all-in), maschka714 (UTG) calls 1,294 (all-in)

River: (13,785) A (5 players, 4 all-in)

Total pot: 13,785

Showdown:
Morphismus (CO) shows 5 3 A T 2 (HI: two pair, Aces and Tens; LO: 6-5-3-2-A)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 22%, Flop: 22%, Turn: 34%, River: 50%)

pöse (BB) shows 2 A 8 Q 7 (HI: two pair, Aces and Eights; LO: 7-6-5-2-A)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 21%, Flop: 21%, Turn: 32%, River: 0%)

mafiadave30 (SB) shows 3 J 7 K K (HI: a pair of Kings; LO: 7-6-5-3-A)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 26%, Flop: 17%, Turn: 4%, River: 0%)

maschka714 (UTG) shows 6 4 2 Q 5 (HI: two pair, Sixes and Fives; LO: 6-5-4-2-A)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 12%, Flop: 4%, Turn: 4%, River: 0%)

seek07 (BU) shows 7 8 A 9 4 (HI: a straight, Six to Ten; LO: 7-6-5-4-A)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 19%, Flop: 36%, Turn: 26%, River: 50%)

Morphismus (CO) wins 12,514
seek07 (BU) wins 1,271

In case anyone is interested, Sheep has a TR in LVL. Sheep will make that money.

GL Mr. Sheep I will follow and subscribe. There is still a golden path where I can make it to the WSOP in a couple weeks, but quite honestly it's unlikely to happen. Next year looks to be where it's at. Anyways, all the best Mr. Sheeps and keep us updated, also in dis fred.

Dis looks to be my favorite track of all time. You can guess why

Obama is the best solution for all problems, based on human history, prolly