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03-15-2024 , 11:37 PM

#301

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,064

Is "Wilhelmshaven" Denmarkian for "her butthole"?

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03-16-2024 , 11:03 AM

#302

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,414

We don't do that in our country

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03-16-2024 , 01:20 PM

#303

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,217

Wait does that mean you throw all the gay people in the sea?

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03-16-2024 , 05:28 PM

#304

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,414

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Wait does that mean you throw all the gay people in the sea?

Just the ones that can't swim

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03-17-2024 , 12:10 AM

#305

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,064

RIP Sammy.

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03-17-2024 , 01:41 PM

#306

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,577

Yeah Sammy, we know the legend of Nicole from Wilhelmshaven, no need to repeat it all the time. Word on the street is other peeps may have had sexytime too in their life, on some occasions. RIP Sammy.

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03-17-2024 , 04:20 PM

#307

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,217

RIP Sammy

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03-18-2024 , 03:20 PM

#308

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

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03-18-2024 , 03:40 PM

#309

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,181

Behold: the highest hill in Denmark.

Last edited by suitedjustice; 03-18-2024 at 03:53 PM.

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03-18-2024 , 04:09 PM

#310

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,697

If you zoom in far enough, you can see Nicole's butthole.

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03-18-2024 , 04:49 PM

#311

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,414

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Behold: the highest hill in Denmark.

That's not Denmark, mother ****er

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03-19-2024 , 03:13 AM

#312

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,064

looks like a butt-hole to me.

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03-19-2024 , 10:19 PM

#313

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 782

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Is "Wilhelmshaven" Denmarkian for "her butthole"?

Confirmed fake news

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03-19-2024 , 11:05 PM

#314

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 782

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

looks like a butt-hole to me.

Interestingly enough, Wilhelmshaven is a coastal town in Lower Sammy.

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03-20-2024 , 03:31 PM

#315

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 20,649

Hello, sammy, my name is Bryce. I am also a twoplustwo poster and I need you to save me.

sincerely, Bryce

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03-20-2024 , 04:07 PM

#316

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,365

Safe the spaceman, save the world, Sammy!

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03-21-2024 , 01:16 AM

#317

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,181

Speaking of which...Star Trek: Picard season 3 is as good as any of the best Star Trek movies. It's a damn masterpiece.

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03-21-2024 , 02:59 AM

#318

fidstar-poker

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So it's not very good?

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03-21-2024 , 04:23 AM

#319

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,181

Spoiler:

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03-21-2024 , 01:33 PM

#320

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,577

Don't trash ST:P3 or any Picard-related matters too hard, that won't go too well around here

The world is hard enough, we need some heroes and he's as good as it gets. Yeah if you're a misogynist or whatever the word is here you could prolly say it's full of characters past their prime, but you know what else is true? Nobody f*ing cares.
Also, just for the record, that prolly applies to me too, anyways the German consul general still greets me very nicely, among other things not to be repeated here lol. GN

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03-21-2024 , 01:54 PM

#321

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,577

Among other things, I'm kinda upset for telling somewhat a lot of non-not essential parts of my recent life story to a Swedish guy I don't really know that well. Under the influence obv. He's prolly a great guy, and nothing to worry about, but I don't really know him that well. Whatever, I blame Morph...

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03-21-2024 , 02:13 PM

#322

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,064

You told him where you buried the dead hooker?

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03-21-2024 , 02:14 PM

#323

fidstar-poker

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Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,064

Seriously though, I've never watched a Star Trek anything, so can't really comment.

Though I have listened to Star Trekking across the universe 1 million times.

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03-21-2024 , 02:46 PM

#324

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,577

So I won't tell you my whole life story at this point. I will tell you though it doesn't involve a dead hooker at this point. Not that I know of, anyway. Whatever, several peeps have called me out so far anyway about being too nice to gals, but I'm not sure what I can do about it. Whenever I thought, someone was way overstepping the line, I always showed them the glorious like, life without me, or whatnot and as far as I can see it never was an improvement, to put it mildly and nicely. Some are not even with us anymore. Ah whatever, but what do I know...