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01-24-2018 , 04:37 PM

#1351

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Mr Folding why are we perfecting our CV/Resume. Are we applying for a summer job?

01-24-2018 , 05:36 PM

#1352

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,269

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

orgy

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I fixeded it

...but I was in for the combo-breaker!

01-24-2018 , 05:39 PM

#1353

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,269

meh

01-24-2018 , 05:44 PM

#1354

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,269

01-24-2018 , 05:46 PM

#1355

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

HAI BBV

HAI AF

HAI MRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMKAY

HAI ERRYONE ELSE!!

Can anyone tell me how to get blood stains out of my carpet? I've stabbed Wednesday in the throat and it bled everywhere.

01-24-2018 , 05:48 PM

#1356

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,175

hai

01-24-2018 , 06:04 PM

#1357

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Gypsie: 30 seconds spray and walk away should do the trick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlWYEX5ALio

01-24-2018 , 06:19 PM

#1358

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Gypsie: 30 seconds spray and walk away should do the trick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlWYEX5ALio

Jesus....that guy looks like one of those crazy Saturday afternoon karate films stars sexed up Rick from Rick and Morty and that is their love child.

01-24-2018 , 07:09 PM

#1359

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Mr Folding why are we perfecting our CV/Resume. Are we applying for a summer job?

You got it, bucko. We're hoping to nail down a lil' internship or paid work experience so we can save some monies and degen NEXT spring break.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gypsie

HAI BBV

HAI AF

HAI MRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMKAY

HAI ERRYONE ELSE!!

Can anyone tell me how to get blood stains out of my carpet? I've stabbed Wednesday in the throat and it bled everywhere.

Stab it. Get stabbier. You a good egg. Keep Gypsying.

01-24-2018 , 08:04 PM

#1360

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

160 pizza rolls for $12 dollars! Should I do it, Mr. Horus?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

yes

Ez game

01-24-2018 , 08:05 PM

#1361

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I made three pounds of 93% lean turkey, cooked the fat out, threw in a can of black beans and ate a big portion of it. Mr. Horus this is for you.

01-24-2018 , 08:24 PM

#1362

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,269

So turkeys are fine but lamb is a no-no?

01-24-2018 , 10:02 PM

#1363

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

01-24-2018 , 10:14 PM

#1364

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Thank you for your kind gesture Mr. AF

You are a true inspiration to us all!

01-25-2018 , 03:42 AM

#1365

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Sammy will be happy

01-25-2018 , 05:24 AM

#1366

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

drank them all last night, alles

01-25-2018 , 05:29 AM

#1367

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tank Home & Away

Many years ago I was at typical party. It was pretty massive around 70 or 80 people, 2 or 3 kegs. I was a single lad looking to meet some ladies. I met this chick "Holly" blond hair, blue eyes a solid 7/10. I was thinking I'll have some of that. Got talking and ended up taking her out to the back garden and making out with her. After a few minutes she asked lets take this further and asked if I wanted a BJ. I said I was keen but I really needed to take a piss so could she wait 5 minutes while I went back to the house. She replied casually "just piss in my mouth"!

That is filthy

01-25-2018 , 05:32 AM

#1368

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,982

This is what my dog does all the time...

01-25-2018 , 07:59 AM

#1369

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

01-25-2018 , 11:25 AM

#1370

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy decided to actually try and save the world this week.

Sammy's back home for a quick beer pitstop. World is being saved. Denmark, Sweden, France and Spain made it to the semi-finals. No Croatia. Fran is sad. Gasoline. Hopscotch. Pilgrim. Sammy will be going back in 2 days. The world needs Sammy. Beer and molasses. The holy pig. Morph lost his cane.

01-25-2018 , 11:51 AM

#1371

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,143

The world is ****ed. It's not even close to saved. Get back out there.

01-25-2018 , 11:54 AM

#1372

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,500

At dinner with a Swede earlier in the week. Very knowledgeable and well-traveled guy. He told us how Denmark sucks at everything from transportation to society to energy. Lol 4.5h from Copenhagen to Aalborg

01-25-2018 , 12:03 PM

#1373

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,143

Nobody rags on Skandis like other Skandis.

01-25-2018 , 12:24 PM

#1374

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I love your microaggressions Mr. suitedjustice

01-25-2018 , 12:28 PM

#1375

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Today it is bagel with cream cheese (strawberry of course), a yogurt, some of that delicious turkey taco meat (TURKEYS AREN'T CUTE, MORPH!). I shall remain the feddest.

Sammy would be jealous.

Hello friends!

0. I take the gif-t with poise and excitement
1. I am currently taking a "**** you, thursday" **** right now as I type this (gypsie hai)
2. Mr. tbh would be proud
3. Mr. WN please respond
4. Occasionally I think about putting Mr. Sammy in the list (this counts)
5. Mr. Morph I think we need to reconcile our differences and just agree to eat cows
6. I like beef too
7. Mr. FWWM thank you for recounting how much better swedes are than Danes (I am mucho swedish)
8. Today marks three days before the best day of the week, Mr. Sheep!
9. Mr. Colin_Piddle I am conflicted about how to proceed with these interactions with the women
10. The redhead is on a faster pace than I am and wants more out of an interaction for sure but keeps saying "things are fine things are fine!" but clearly they are not
11. Dislike confusion

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