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01-11-2018 , 07:18 PM

#601

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

is it though?

01-11-2018 , 07:32 PM

#602

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

many octopussies will be eeaten these days. fran is laughing at natamus hahaahah

this is a dead octopussy

01-11-2018 , 07:33 PM

#603

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

on season 6 of sopranos, wtf did they have to get into all of the family bs

so lame

01-11-2018 , 07:50 PM

#604

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

0. Pupperton gif-t is approved and appreciated Mr. Fidgoose
1. Lol hai thursday I had you off
2. Mr. tbh are you having a bad day?
3. HALLO MR. WHISKEYNEAT
4. Today we ate the food and are napping the naps
5. All of the sex was had
6. All of it.
7. Mr. FWWM good day to you sir
8. Mr. Sheep Still no pictures of the redhead but if you saw her from above should would look like B
9. Cause Mr. Colin_Piddle she has the boobs
10. yas!

01-11-2018 , 07:55 PM

#605

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

i am having a shyt week mr AF

make it better

01-11-2018 , 08:01 PM

#606

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Cannabis capsules

Thai hooker

Steak and naps and PLO

01-11-2018 , 08:03 PM

#607

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

thats what i do everyweek tho

01-11-2018 , 08:34 PM

#608

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

MORE PLO, MORE BEER, LESS WORK

Honestly, I would take a trip to Vegas on a whim.

01-11-2018 , 08:38 PM

#609

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

no live poker here, can't bet more than 500 at a time, way to prohibitive on the winrate at 5/5/10

beer, ofc, still no jobby job so i cant really work less

conserving funds so no vegas on a whim

frowny face

01-11-2018 , 08:38 PM

#610

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

i guess i will have to get drunk at a bar and try and get laid there like a normal gen-pop broski.

01-11-2018 , 08:39 PM

#611

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

i had goood success in texas doing that, but these women in seattle dont like the cut of my jib

01-11-2018 , 08:39 PM

#612

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

and they say really stupid **** (not that that's a new thing here) and don't like being told they are stupid

01-11-2018 , 08:40 PM

#613

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

it helps if you put something in their mouth

01-11-2018 , 08:41 PM

#614

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

and the aquarium is kind of lame here, that is usally like guaranteed hand jibber at least when i take them to the shed in chicago

01-11-2018 , 08:43 PM

#615

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

will start at rocco's for a slice, and we will make fun of the hipster doofus bartenders

01-11-2018 , 08:44 PM

#616

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

also lol2prus2 spell check

01-11-2018 , 08:46 PM

#617

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

and ftr mr AF you cannot eat the weedpills before you have to go out in public

01-11-2018 , 08:46 PM

#618

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

it never ends well when you try that.

you have to save those for places where you are not required to interact with other people

01-11-2018 , 08:48 PM

#619

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

and they say really stupid **** (not that that's a new thing here) and don't like being told they are stupid

They all like being told they're stupid. With the hipster type you just have to be extra dry abt it

01-11-2018 , 08:48 PM

#620

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i am having a shyt week mr AF

make it better

I'm having grape a rita

01-11-2018 , 08:49 PM

#621

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

they really are best about 2 hours before ved so you are high for an hour and then get 8-12 hours of the best sleep eva

01-11-2018 , 08:51 PM

#622

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I like it. I am sorry for the current predicament: how is the Tinder game going? Are you draining the poison? Do you have the cocaine?

01-11-2018 , 08:51 PM

#623

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

They all like being told they're stupid. With the hipster type you just have to be extra dry abt it

yea, but there are a lot of feminists out here, they don't like strong, good looking, prosperous young verile white men. Unless you tear all your clothes, roll around in the dirt, dont shave and act like you are really sensitive

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

I'm having grape a rita

this is inspiring to me, i will make this happen some time this weekend.

preferrable a razzberita tho, had one of those yet?

01-11-2018 , 08:54 PM

#624

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

tinder is different here, people actually want to meet. have been on 2 tinder dates and they both turned out to be feminists, those did not end well, lol. I just made fun of one until she stormed out, haha so funny.

broski, i don't watch porn so i have to relieve the poison build up 2-3 times a day.

I brought a quarter up with me in october and still working on that, my roomy doesnt play cocoa so i just do a lil tootski if i get too hammered

01-11-2018 , 08:56 PM

#625

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

the beer is incredible here tho, i live above a solid brewery.

Also - if any of you pukes ever comes out here go to georgetown brewing. You can get growlers of chronic microbrews for $8, i am working on my first of the day rn

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