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01-22-2018 , 01:36 PM

#1276

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

HAI BBV

HAI AF

HAI ERRYONE ELSE

and yes, I must concur, Monday will DIE!!! I will use a rusty spoon though. Chainsaws are way too good to kill Monday with!

FU MONDAY!!!!

01-22-2018 , 02:04 PM

#1277

Sheep86

*** 2018 Year of the Dog - The year of the sheep is in 2027 January LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,622

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gypsie

HAI BBV

HAI AF

HAI ERRYONE ELSE

and yes, I must concur, Monday will DIE!!! I will use a rusty spoon though. Chainsaws are way too good to kill Monday with!

FU MONDAY!!!!

Hello Mr. Gypsie! Will this cheer you up?

01-22-2018 , 02:44 PM

#1278

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

alive

01-22-2018 , 02:47 PM

#1279

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Hello Mr. Gypsie! Will this cheer you up?

All of these songs please me! Thank you Mr Sheep. You are truly a magnificent sheep!!

01-22-2018 , 03:26 PM

#1280

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,974

Returned from dentist. No root canal needed for now. I got told that I'm not very good at opening my mouth very wide. I said it was okay because Sammy is my boyfriend. They understood.

01-22-2018 , 03:42 PM

#1281

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

LOL

01-22-2018 , 04:24 PM

#1282

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Returned from dentist. No root canal needed for now. I got told that I'm not very good at opening my mouth very wide. I said it was okay because Sammy is my boyfriend. They understood.

Just tell them your Australian they will understand

01-22-2018 , 04:28 PM

#1283

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Fran your man Marin Cilic is playing Rafael Nadal tonight in the tennis

01-22-2018 , 04:29 PM

#1284

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Sammy Wozniacki has the softest quarterfinal ever. If she loses it will be the biggest choke ever

01-22-2018 , 05:45 PM

#1285

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Returned from dentist. No root canal needed for now. I got told that I'm not very good at opening my mouth very wide. I said it was okay because Sammy is my boyfriend. They understood.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

01-22-2018 , 05:57 PM

#1286

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,974

She was pushing her boobs into the back of my head. That made the pain worth it.

01-22-2018 , 06:34 PM

#1287

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

What a good frand

01-22-2018 , 06:34 PM

#1288

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

01-22-2018 , 06:35 PM

#1289

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Dentist* breast breast breast

01-22-2018 , 07:13 PM

#1290

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,136

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

01-22-2018 , 07:35 PM

#1291

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

im watching 10x in a row hoping that idiot wont go straight into that red bomb

01-22-2018 , 08:27 PM

#1292

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

I wish my dentist put tits on my head. I always get put to sleep for the simplest of procedures ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

01-22-2018 , 10:24 PM

#1293

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,136

01-22-2018 , 10:25 PM

#1294

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

It's been a long Tuesday

01-22-2018 , 10:39 PM

#1295

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

What's wrong papi

01-22-2018 , 10:47 PM

#1296

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,136

lol getting stuck in the soundtrack for a straight to video JCVD sequel. Nvm that, bass drops at 1:08.

01-23-2018 , 03:57 AM

#1297

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,974

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

I wish my dentist put tits on my head. I always get put to sleep for the simplest of procedures ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

01-23-2018 , 04:18 AM

#1298

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,974

01-23-2018 , 05:05 AM

#1299

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,974

lol just read that Jesus won some poker player of the year thing for 2018.

I bet that went down well.

NVG must have been fun.

01-23-2018 , 07:48 AM

#1300

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,974

wtf the same word in Spanish is used for "f***" as "take". That can't be right. I don't want to tell someone to f*** a bus

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