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I had this happen many, many times Mr. Sheep. It is very upsetting. I do not like it any more than you do. I deleted the Tinder app after my last interaction with a very cute 4'11" redheaded body builder was lackluster and I decided my time on the Tinder app was over.

I believe in you though, Mr. Sheep! You can do all of the things with success!

Mr. Folding is such a great internet friend to Mr. Sheep.

01-16-2018 , 03:29 PM

#927

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

New Zealand Cricket Team 11 wins in a row. Pretty much world champs

01-16-2018 , 03:30 PM

#928

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

These 4'11 Body Builders exist?

01-16-2018 , 03:31 PM

#929

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

cricket sounds so nice when you tell it, cricketttt

01-16-2018 , 03:53 PM

#930

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

cricket sounds so nice when you tell it, cricketttt

01-16-2018 , 04:01 PM

#931

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

everything is under control sammy calm down

01-16-2018 , 04:07 PM

#932

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

everything is under control sammy calm down

Doesn't look like it....

Ivan 9-fingers even missed a penalty

01-16-2018 , 04:42 PM

#933

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

FranFran is sad now. Sammy's laughing hahahhhhaaaa (Sammy's doing his laughing at Croatia only getting 2 points into next round laugh)

01-16-2018 , 04:46 PM

#934

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,632

Mr. Tbh is being a good citizen today.

01-16-2018 , 04:57 PM

#935

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Ewww

01-16-2018 , 05:28 PM

#936

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Mr. Folding is such a great internet friend to Mr. Sheep.

Nothing but the facts, owca!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

These 4'11 Body Builders exist?

She was a good one, too. She matched me and just oozed brevity in her responses so I was like "**** it, I actually put in effort on this one and she literally gives no ****s so I will wish her a good day, sir!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Ewww

01-16-2018 , 05:58 PM

#937

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

01-16-2018 , 06:40 PM

#938

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

M & M's with the nut

01-16-2018 , 07:09 PM

#939

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

icwydt aili

01-16-2018 , 07:20 PM

#940

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Mr. Tbh is being a good citizen today.

nononononono you see in this land the whites have to be an ally or hide on days such as this.

I am actually glad i have been working on my computer all day....

01-16-2018 , 11:26 PM

#941

24our

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 227

im gonna get get get you drunk
get u love drunk off these humps

01-16-2018 , 11:31 PM

#942

24our

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 227

next up and coming rapper: lil' donk ft. lil' bish

01-17-2018 , 12:48 AM

#943

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Fran, Jana Fleet from Croatia is beating Caroline Wozinacki from Denmark at the Australian Tennis open. Sammy will not be happy he will be losing that money.

01-17-2018 , 01:32 AM

#944

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Croatian chick choked

Wozniacki got out of jail there

01-17-2018 , 04:08 AM

#945

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Ewww

lol looks like Trump is putting murica back to work!

01-17-2018 , 05:12 AM

#946

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Looks like Sammy's sperm sauce is going to be put to use!

01-17-2018 , 05:21 AM

#947

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Croatian chick choked

Wozniacki got out of jail there

Fett was up 5-1 and had 2 matchpoints at 40-15 in the 3rd set. Wozniacki won 7-5, hahahaha. Sad day for Fran, first they lose in handball and now this. Sammy had hoped Denmark would play Croatia in the final, but the way they play, they probably won't even make that far. Their best player only has 9 fingers, hahaha

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Looks like Sammy's sperm sauce is going to be put to use!

Calm down

01-17-2018 , 05:24 AM

#948

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Sammy is going to be hooked up to one of those automatic cow milking things.

01-17-2018 , 05:28 AM

#949

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Old guy called and cancelled today's game. Sammy consideres that his 2nd win.

01-17-2018 , 05:33 AM

#950

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

When the first letter of a word is a V it's pronounced like a B

When two L's are next 2 each other in the middle of a word they are pronounced like a J

Sammy teaching Fiddle Spanish

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