I barely even remember this happening. Friends over late last night polished off 2 bottles of Tequila. They asked me to play tha pokers because they never played online before and wanted to see me play. Seemed like a good idea at the time. When I reviewed HH today I was like "WTFFFFFF?"

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $200.00
BB: $350.50
Hero (UTG): $333.00
UTG+1: $228.65
UTG+2: $412.60
MP1: $412.80
MP2: $622.70
CO: $217.30
BTN: $332.15

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with K A
Hero raises to $6, 7 folds, BB raises to $24, Hero calls $18

Flop: ($49.00) 4 T A (2 players)
BB bets $21, Hero raises to $58, BB raises to $95, Hero requests TIME, Hero says "*dink*", Hero raises to $163, BB raises to $231, Hero says "Ok Look its like obvious you have AA", Hero says "Buti am f drunk right now and am too stupid fold", Hero says "and minraise tilts me", Hero requests TIME, Hero says "I think I gonna need runnr runnr sukout but i know jonny walker and he sais go in u donkey!", Hero says "I hate u rt now but in 2 cards i think u gonna hate me", Hero says "i put in 2 much and am 2 stupid 2 fold", Hero raises to $299, BB raises to $326.50 all in, Hero says "i thought i raised all in now u want last $10?", Hero requests TIME, Hero says "hehehe here take maneys i dont give f anymore ol im up $$$ 2night and wont remember any of this anyway", Hero says "I apologie in advance", Hero calls $10 all in

Turn: ($667.00) J(2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($667.00) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $667.00
BB shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero shows K A (a straight, Ace high)
Hero wins $664.00
(Rake: $3.00)

BB says "idiot"

Brag: I can see the future when drunk
Beat: I spell like **** when drunk
Variance: poker gods will prob get even

5 stars

i love it

Sick that you didn't time out when typing all this drunk ... lol at wanting the last $10!

Sick post, and yes haha fishtheshark.

+/- in this drunk sesh?

Dunno yet I wasn't running pokertracker and need to upload all the HHs still (playing now and manual upload slows it down bigtime). This caught my eye when I was skimming HHs....I remembered I had a big suckout but didn't remember all the details involved.

I think I was up around $500-600.

beyond fairytale

BB says: idiot

he handled that pretty well imo

lol, couldnt have been more perfect. 5 stars for you sir. drunk poker is the nuts

This must have been hilarious to find this hh in PT3 if you really never remembered playing the hand or typing any of that stuff.

I remembered taunting someone and being an ass and sucking out. Didn't remember any other details. I was surprised at how much the pot was.

I see a lot of people talking like this in the chat box, bad spelling, words clumped together etc. etc. I thought they just might not care, or they decided it was cool to spell things like "sais" and "apoligie." Now I wonder if these are drunk people more often than not.

in on first page of epic thread

[ ] epic
[x] pretty god damn awesome.

add 00 to the left of each decimal point, and then its epic.

Slightly epic, imo.

Hilarious.

absolutely amazing best bbv hand this makes up for all the bs 2 buck sng whiners out there

Pretty sweet, 5 stars.

Guess not huh...

All you need to do now is to give the SN of the Villain so that opportunities for Photoshops can occur.

Oh this more than makes up for the hundreds of **** threads people start here....

LMAO

A+ thread

teach me how to run like you OP

[ ] happened

King [censored] Fish ftw

your not really drunk if your talking about how drunk you are. just like really rich people dont talk about how much money they have.