wow this made me feel so much better about myslef

I actually feel like this also

Just lost money tonight

have not been wprking for about 2 yrs

thinking of stop my stupid ***** addictions mostly gambling

and spewing sports gamlbing and online poker

and trying to get something productive done yet all I can do is leech on other bankrolls and not do ****wow this is exaactly like my life

what to do now?

he fully understands EV, and that is precisely what makes it such a ****ed story. god help you, if you're predisposed to think about a dollar discovered in a toilet when all is said and done... math and logic can't.

to people saying it belongs in degen stories: yes it does. but he made a thread instead, deal with it

voted 5* for using big words and good storytelling and i never do that. i dont hand out the 5stars lightly so wp op, wp.

BEST.STORY.EVAR.

actually it's pretty damn good story

i am lazy and never vote on threads. i voted this 5 stars and linked it in some other subforums. very entertaining op!

Good read + 1. You kept my interest the whole way through. Write a book.

I thought this was BBV sarcasm at its finest but it is in fact a nice post

+1, thought it was really funny too

yup nice read - alltough since english isnt my mother tounge im not sure if i fill in the right words for all "*****" in the text...

[X] OP could be commited to a mental hospital.

[X] Writes hopes/mimics life, of every low stakes grinder alive.

[X] Post is better than flopping the nuts.

Gold

OP is pretty depressing tbh probably because it hits so close to home

amazing read, ty

Looking forward to future installments.

hey guys thanks for all the feeback both positive and negative. just glad people took the time to read it. I know it could have fit in the degenerate stories post but was hoping to share more the feeling of being a mediocre live grinder who's making it...but not really making anything of himself.... as opposed to just some random shot taking blowallmy****onroulette story.

I got something else brewing about my last big blowout in brisbane and i'll post up some reports from the states. till then here's some random lols photos from last 2 years-






100s and titties. finer things in life.



losing at strip poker



winning at spin the bottle (note ****able duck in background)


vegas 2010


passed out chick at home


p.s. herpesJesus is just like regular jesus except it spreads STIs instead of love

Posting in epic thread

Contemplating on reading or not.

Op should write a biography, get it published and ship $$

Cross between Chuck Bass and King niche imo.

Pics are gold lol, while you look nothing like I pictured, something about having a face to the thread makes everything far more funny. You're like that funny guy who makes jokes and underlaces them all with "please die a horrible blood-soaked death".

holy ****

In. What does pather aler mean?

lol

Lol'd again at your hairy tits.