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11-03-2014 , 09:03 PM

#601

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

bump for MOARRRRR

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11-03-2014 , 10:10 PM

#602

Bowchikiwow

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 106

My all time favorite thread in 2p2 history (take that jman28's well).

Dude, come back soon and give us some 2014 stories.

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01-10-2015 , 08:37 AM

#603

Aesah

Verified Coach NLHE/PLO

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My all time favorite thread as well. Take that adsman

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01-11-2015 , 08:28 AM

#604

vinrok

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 316

Just read this for the first time. Greatest OP in history.

Sent from my GT-I9305T using 2+2 Forums

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01-11-2015 , 08:53 AM

#605

MrTilt001

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 296

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Originally Posted by pimpxxxdaddy42069

Remember, if you win at hungry hungry hippos then you are a murderer.... and a rapist.

I am considering getting this tattooed across my chest, best quote ever

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01-13-2015 , 08:56 PM

#606

Andyfothershops

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,283

OP did a cigarettes for the homeless fund me campaign to give cigarettes and other items to the homeless in his home city. No idea why he didn't promote it in this thread. He talked about it on facebook. WP PD

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02-03-2016 , 01:01 AM

#607

goezongomes

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Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 3,237

BUUUUUUUMP

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02-03-2016 , 06:39 AM

#608

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

solid bump

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03-21-2016 , 06:03 PM

#609

Flopp3dIt

adept

Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 997

This deserves a bump for the bumps i'm going to do off a cheap hooker over easter

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03-23-2016 , 02:08 AM

#610

P0k3rM@st3r

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 226

Wow awesome read.

Something tells me you're bipolar tho

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03-23-2016 , 06:55 AM

#611

P0k3rM@st3r

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 226

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Originally Posted by pimpxxxdaddy42069

The morning found me back at the casino pretending I actually do this bull**** game for a living. The first book I ever read was a book by Phill Helmuth about limit hold 'em. In the book he goes on to describe player styles as animal types like beaver, eagle, lion, or mother****ing Teddy Ruxpin. Some stupid **** or another. It's true though, most casino games you are going to run into the standard stereotypical poker player. There's the old ****ing rock that's been running the game for the past 30 odd years who has somehow completely avoided becoming a decent player. The young wanna be grinder who occasionally runs a bluff with suited connectors and rolls them over at the end for balance reasons because he is just SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKING SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART and rants on endlessly about hand math. The random hyper aggressive european who only knows how to 4x open, continuation bet 100 percent then stack off when someone decides they don't want to fold to his stupid ****ing strategy. The rest tend to be a collection of degenerates, pure fish ****heads, desperates, and drunks. I tend to fall in a mix of the latter categories. I roll up, buy in for the max, then start flapping my big ****ing mouth off and limp/calling any s00ted 3-gappers I can get my hands on and rebuy in the first 10 minutes. This always gets me in a good mood for poker since the deeper I get stuck the more hands I overplay and more ******ed moves I pull until somewhere down the line I backdoor a flush in a 300bb pot and get even. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. My profit comes when I get lucky enough for the game to break when I'm actually on an upswing.

Lmfao, everyone please read this paragraph funniest **** i've ever read.

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03-24-2016 , 06:34 PM

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Shipitfools

banned

Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 194

I read that book too, and remember telling another player about the animals at the start of a tournament. He goes im probably the mouse. Well i remember that and later ran a bluff which actually worked! I went on to cash, I give that book alot of credit...is this guy coming back to post, he was so funny

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03-24-2016 , 08:57 PM

#613

P0k3rM@st3r

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 226

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Originally Posted by Shipitfools

hahaha i hope he's doing well.

my brother read that book too, it didn't get him anywhere...

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03-26-2016 , 12:01 AM

#614

mrunholy

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 378

All them pictures gone.

Makes me wanna cry.

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03-26-2016 , 02:10 PM

#615

ticu123

stranger

Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 12

very nice

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03-27-2016 , 05:10 AM

#616

keep_it_calm

newbie

Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 29

Why cant I see most of the photos?

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10-28-2016 , 05:41 AM

#617

FishLife

stranger

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 3

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Originally Posted by keep_it_calm

Why cant I see most of the photos?

Images are hosted on dead sites I guess. Also bump.

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