having said that i dont play hu...HU?

you are a moron looooooooooooooool.




def didnt insinuate it.

Wow you are dense, I should have known my post was pointless and that you wouldn't be able to comprehend it as you are the OP of http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...fessor-432291/.

LISTENING to rap is fine, going around QUOTING it, is stupid.

So if I may correct you, YOU are the moron; now go learn how pot odds work you dumbass.

i sure hope those are play chips and u messed with the HH

people dont have ranges, there is just one hand they can have at all times. Good call OP!!

the stupid fkn people call with ten high picture is amazing. A+++++.


the call of the 4bet with K5o is so beyond terrible. just so so so bad.

postflop i guess can be ok against some people on rare occasions w/ weird dynamics. but wow, pf is so terrible. i cannot think of a hand i would less like to call a 4bet with, 200 bb deep. and the 3bet is most likely awful as well if he's 4betting you w 96s.

edit: lol, i was not expecting your tableratings to be that good.

I think it's weird how repliers just go ballistic in this thread about the postflop play of Hero. Some players have for example totally blatant, 100% accurate betsizing and/or timing tells, or other extremely exploitable tendencies.

Villain may actually 4bet to 40bb with QQ+ and to 34bb with 45-98s, which would explain the pf call.

The villain may have a strong tendency to only take a certain line with absolute 0-sdvalue bluffs etc...

If you're unable to ever pick on things like that, you're probably better off playing something other than NL1k HU.

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Other than that, you can't win if you fold, right

Also if you understand (or believe) nothing I just said, great. Keep playing your own cards

Obviously these players are just a bunch of goons with no balls. Villain was 4betting tons, and considering flow of match, i felt a great certainty that he was very weak that hand; yeah i could easily 5bet and win that small pot, but why not represent a strong hand postflop to win a bigger pot when your read is that he's weak? Oh i'm sorry i should stop right there, plays like that you goons are never gonna make or have the balls to do so i wouldn't expect you guys to understand.

obviously preflop call isn't for value hoping to flop a pair but okay you're a goon, what's a goon to a goblin?

The reason why everyone loves durrr when he makes these plays but hates on morons when they make them is the same as why you buy an album when pitchfork.com recommends it but not when Bumteeth Mc****peas tells you it's amazing.

crazy guts, did you end up being +$ for that match?

lol ***** math players aint got the stones to call w/ K high, maybe when you get on michbrains level calling a 4bet w/ K5o is ++++EV for you??? ***** get some skillz

How does this moron hold and my room mate dodges 21 outs and my aces are at 55% over the last 100 times I had them all in with the best of it? fml

Jesus this is the most tilt inducing thread ever.

Don't comment on a ****ing HU match if you have no idea how to play HU and know nothing about their ****ing history.

whenever i play HU, i usually lose to people like OP. Some people are just meant to win at HU and others to lose at HU. Thats why i don't play HU

I played with OP a while back and the entire time I thought "man this guy's either missing a fold button or a is just a complete moron ." After checking out his tableratings seems like I was wrong on both accounts and he's just a genius on another level that we mortals cannot comprehend. Nice hand OP.

PS: I am not being sarcastic at all.

op should make a thread:

from 0,5/1 to 5/10 in 2 months

here are some more hands i found.

Full Tilt Poker $10/$20 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 297435
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BB: $5429.50
Hero (BTN/SB): $4151.50

Pre Flop: ($30.00) Hero is BTN/SB with Q J
Hero raises to $60, BB raises to $240, Hero calls $180

Flop: ($480.00) A 7 7 (2 players)
BB bets $260, Hero calls $260

Turn: ($1000.00) 3 (2 players)
BB bets $620, Hero raises to $1670, BB calls $1050

River: ($4340.00) T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1981.50 all in, BB requests TIME, BB folds

Final Pot: $4340.00
Hero wins $4339.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Full Tilt Poker $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 297437
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BTN/SB: $2903.00
Hero (BB): $3646.00

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is BB with 9 A
BTN/SB raises to $20, Hero raises to $100, BTN/SB raises to $230, Hero calls $130

Flop: ($460.00) 2 8 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $280, Hero calls $280

Turn: ($1020.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $690, Hero calls $690

River: ($2400.00) K (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $1703 all in, Hero calls $1703

Final Pot: $5806.00
BTN/SB shows A 7 (a pair of Threes)
Hero shows 9 A (a pair of Threes)
Hero wins $5805.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Full Tilt Poker $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 297438
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BTN/SB: $2693.00
Hero (BB): $4291.00

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is BB with 6 J
BTN/SB raises to $30, Hero calls $20

Flop: ($60.00) K T 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $50, Hero raises to $150, BTN/SB calls $100

Turn: ($360.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $260, BTN/SB raises to $920, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $660

River: ($2200.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $1593 all in, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $1593

Final Pot: $5386.00
BTN/SB shows J A (Ace King high)
Hero shows 6 J (a pair of Sixes)
Hero wins $5385.50
(Rake: $0.50)

flame away.
i don't want no problems, okay you're a goon, what's a goon to a goblin?

post hands you lost playing like that for proper measure

I like these hands more than the op

Stake/coach me for 50NL HU? LOL I wanna play like you.

yo for real do guys play like this at 5/10? because i see two morons playing this hand

well you deff don't play a high variance game.

i dont know what to say, about any of it. tbh-

those hands are all terrible and when you stop running into the very bottom of peoples ranges then your graph will go on a steep slope.

nice call with a king high texas hold them poker hand against the most powerful move in poker signalling huge strength, the 'all in' move. you got lucky he had the bottom of his arse range