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I coach. First course is "How to lose as little as possible at the tables". Upcoming course is "How to widen your aces range". I charge about $350 per hour.

Do we get a free copy of Helmuth’s “top ten hands” as well?!? Bargain!

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02-13-2018 , 12:20 PM

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Kelvis

banned

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 8,737

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Originally Posted by robert_utk

Do we get a free copy of Helmuth’s “top ten hands” as well?!? Bargain!

No I'm a real coach not some tournament donk. Besides playing ten hands is WAY too loose. You expect a moron like OP to minimize his losses with trash hands like AK and 99?

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02-13-2018 , 12:46 PM

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fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,982

AK and 99 are okay to call in the small blind when it's folded to you.

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02-13-2018 , 12:48 PM

#30

Kelvis

banned

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 8,737

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

AK and 99 are okay to call in the small blind when it's folded to you.

Are you stupid? How are you going to maintain a -16,7bb/100 winrate when you elect to put an extra 0,5bb in the pot when you can fold?

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02-13-2018 , 12:58 PM

#31

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,982

Good point. But I think if you just check it down it's a solid play.

****. Here I am giving away advanced techniques in public.

My advanced techniques mean I can charge more than you.

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02-14-2018 , 10:23 AM

#32

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,500

You can fold 99 when she has big boobies

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02-14-2018 , 03:49 PM

#33

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Kelvis hasn't done anything but limp aces since 2008, I don't wanna hear this nonsense!

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02-15-2018 , 08:19 AM

#34

Kelvis

banned

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 8,737

I wasn't even legally allowed to play in 2008 dip****.

Spoiler:

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02-15-2018 , 04:44 PM

#35

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,624

OP, here's a free tip:

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All other coaches ITT are terrible, come to me for help. I only charge one bale of hay and a free fleece cut in June.

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02-15-2018 , 07:35 PM

#36

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Sheep coaching!!!!

OP, you are truly blessed and hay bales are cheap!

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02-17-2018 , 01:20 PM

#37

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

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Originally Posted by Kelvis

I wasn't even legally allowed to play in 2008 dip****.

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Lol at Kelvis being a 12 in 2008

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02-17-2018 , 11:45 PM

#38

sweetswing1

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 272

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Originally Posted by Kelvis

Go to full ring and fold 100% of your hands. 1,5 blinds per orbit with 11 orbits in 100 hands equals -16,7bb/100.

You're worse than folding all your hands. Congratulations.

You can start open jamming some hands like AsAd, AsAc, AsAh, AhAd, AhAc and AcAd. That should yield you at least an average of 1,3bb every time they fold or about an additional 0,6bb/100. If you get hero called by kings (I mean hero calling it is against a 0,5/0,5/0,5) you should do even better.

legit lol hahaha

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