I'll say in advance that I have no idea if i could do it, in fact, I think It is nearly impossible, but, I like the challenge, so if I get enough good action i might be up for it. So, here it is:

I have to make 1000 posts on any 2p2 forums in a 24-hour period. This will require me to make, on average, 1 post every 1:25 minutes, non stop, for 24 hours. And the posts have to be suitable, within reason.

I will be not allowed to post anything that is not within forum rules, like double posting, flooding, spaming, "first" and stuff (unless its appropriate in any specific topic).

Mods obviously should not ban me if there is no reasonable rule broken during the bet, since some mods might have part of the action.

So far I have little to no idea how to approach the challenge. I am offering 20:1 to bets up to 1k (You give 20; I give 1).

I am not accepting any action yet, just want to see how many of you will be interested.

phurst.

Duuuuuude.

easily possible are u kidding me

Really?

Ummm...I'm sure that you could do this, but...

I can write a script to do this in 5 minutes and win the bet. I can actually do 10,000 posts in 5 minues.

Duh, get a life.

Edit: apparently, 2p2 server doesn't allow posting before 25 seconds expire since your last post. No problem, I still can do 1,000 in about 7 hours using a script

It sounds easy to make 1 post in 1:25 minutes. But if you think about it, you ahve to open a new topic, read at least some of it to get teh idea whats going on, post something reasonable... And do it one thousand times in a row w/o developind a tumor.

Isn't there a new thing now where you can't post for 25 seconds after posting

nope its 20 seconds

This forum requires that you wait 20 seconds between posts. Please try again in 14 seconds.

And you def. will not get banned.

As i mentioned, responses have to be at least on topic.

And we can ad "the no empty quoted posts rule"

POG.

This is so doable

lol i almost did that for 500 for 1 vs 1 odds.

i just forget idea...

gl but LOL at 20 vs 1 odds

Doesn't El D do this for fun on the weekends?

You think computer science guys are stupid?

I'll give you a very simple example of a good post. Pull every hand in PT, and stats for each opponent, post the converted hand, with simple added intelligence.

Add the text saying that UTG is loose/tight/calling station etc.

Stop at flop, and say should I raise or fold? Stop at turn, should I call or raise?

Bonus additions can be intelligent titles: OMG, zeebo theorem at work? Snap call or snap fold?

You have perfectly good post generated by computer probably better than average 2p2 poster's posts.

You would definitely get banned for spamming the strat forums with one thousand computer generated posts.

lol, that sounds intelligent and all, linux, but I dont think mods will appreciate 1000 new topics created by you in a strat forum or w/e.

there could be other types of scripts that might work in theory, but I'll find a way to prove I'm doing it myself (random visits in Toronto or w/e).

seems like all the BBV4LYFE ******s aim for this every day with their postspewing, pathetic

Good luck! I am not sure why you are doing this. If some one takes you up for money, may be it's worth it.

A few random ideas for computer generated posts

1. Random trip reports, easy to generate, just take a bunch of tournament hands where you won or lost huge amount of chips, or just make them up, who cares. Then, post a semi-intelligent trip report.
2. Random graph posts, I won 10K in a day. Make up stats and post it
3. Random bad beats. This is going to be a lot of fun to generate. Just generate any random one outer or two outer hands, post'em in BBV
4. Random post nude pics thread. This is going to generate so much excitement that 2p2 server might crash.

What else? If I think for a few more minutes, I can find more.

lol i think it would be easier to just do it yourself than to write a program to do it for you

Of course, some thing as brainless as this can certainly be done by a human.

20:1 lawl, nt op

i will do this at much better odds than 20:1 and am willing to negotiate on the time period as well as the odds, i will do this in less than 24 hours if the odds i get justify it. i am also willing to employ the use of a webcam to prove that i am not using any type of script or program to automatically post for me

if anyone is willing to wager enough money to actually make this worth my time please let me know what odds and time length you think are suitable

I'll do you any odds you want, but I bet $1. I predict you get banned. Guild for escrow obv.