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Old 11-16-2009, 02:28 AM   #76
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Re: 10 questions not to ask me about poker (beat: the stupid questions people ask me)

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Old 11-16-2009, 02:38 AM   #77
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Re: 10 questions not to ask me about poker (beat: the stupid questions people ask me)

Bout half way down and I was thinking there wasn't a lot of lol ITT.

Then I thought how long it woulda taken to write and that was a little bit lol.

Then I hit the half chewed bacon line, and that was pretty lol.

Then it all tied together and it was LOL.

Then there was the threadsaver - and there was win ITT. GG.
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:17 AM   #78
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Re: 10 questions not to ask me about poker (beat: the stupid questions people ask me)

so I was checking the stats for my blog and I found this



hahaha love google, they send him to me rather than gamblers anonymous
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:52 AM   #79
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:56 AM   #80
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stop braggin' about pokah, and the stupid questions won't arise?
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:57 AM   #81
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overrated thread!
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:12 AM   #82
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haha nice post. ive had to deal with most of these questions before and it's really annoying
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:46 AM   #83
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Amazing post. Just tried to explain online poker to my gf's parents last night. Think I should print off your guide and give it to them 2moro...
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Old 11-16-2009, 09:14 AM   #84
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so I was checking the stats for my blog and I found this



hahaha love google, they send him to me rather than gamblers anonymous
rofl no way
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Old 11-16-2009, 11:29 AM   #85
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awesome....I have this conversation every time i meet someone...now i know what to say.
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Old 11-17-2009, 07:24 PM   #86
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You sound quite unpleasant tbh. Just tell people you are unemployed or something if you can't answer a few dumb questions without being an arsehole.
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Old 11-17-2009, 07:33 PM   #87
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so much better then the OP!


Op, did you make this all up ? it looks so fake
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You sound quite unpleasant tbh. Just tell people you are unemployed or something if you can't answer a few dumb questions without being an arsehole.
you too
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Old 02-22-2010, 06:20 AM   #88
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Old 02-22-2010, 07:08 AM   #89
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Love the deadpan dismissive comments to the noobs, gold!
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Old 02-22-2010, 03:56 PM   #90
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Ty for this thread
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Old 02-22-2010, 04:16 PM   #91
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Old 02-22-2010, 05:24 PM   #92
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haha this is a quality thread
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Old 02-22-2010, 06:22 PM   #93
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You sound quite unpleasant tbh. Just tell people you are unemployed or something if you can't answer a few dumb questions without being an arsehole.
no kidding, I thought this thread would be funny but it really just kinda made me upset
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Old 02-22-2010, 06:29 PM   #94
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quality bump. thanks.
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Old 02-22-2010, 06:42 PM   #95
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Won't the sites close your account if you keep winning money?
I guess you need a new answer for this one.
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Old 07-13-2010, 08:16 PM   #96
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Hahahahahaha quality thread. I agree with everyone else that mentioning to anyone who doesn't understand poker is immediately a mistake and always a fml moment
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Old 07-13-2010, 08:41 PM   #97
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Lol A++ post in the op, This is why I just tell people, Iam a bartender or a student. I've tried in the past to explain, but parents just donlt understand
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Old 07-13-2010, 09:12 PM   #98
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lol those questions are rediculous! I would have sent him a virus with a link "How to earn millions playing poker"
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Old 07-14-2010, 08:13 AM   #99
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omg so some people know less about poker than you?

you come off really badly ITT, you should b happy that people are taking an interest and try to remember what your views were when you were a noob.
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Old 07-14-2010, 08:44 AM   #100
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Example (My dad, he caught me playing poker when I was visiting him during the summer):
Dad: I will send FBI an email. I am reporting pokerstars to them.
Me: You don't even know how to send them an email.
Dad: Yes I do, I have sent them an email before.
Me: They are a multi-billion dollar business. Even if they are operated by a mob, they won't do anything illegal to throw away their business.
Dad: I am sending the email. The agents will close down their business.
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