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06-21-2008 , 01:40 AM
You are the Ozzy87 of 100nl...

Seriously there should be a fund where all of 2p2 can donate a dollar to you if they so please.
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06-21-2008 , 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Hot_Coco
You are the Ozzy87 of 100nl...

Seriously there should be a fund where all of 2p2 can donate a dollar to you if they so please.
Full Tilt Screename: sluggger5x
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06-21-2008 , 01:53 AM
holy ****

imagine this happened to a live player

there is no chance in hell they could survive 10 years of bad luck
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06-21-2008 , 02:29 AM
So gross man, hang in there. Anyone who lasts this long running that bad clearly doesn't need to quit poker due to lack of skill.
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06-21-2008 , 02:45 AM
Why didn't you take a break before the last two months. You should have given yourself like a two week break from poker to relieve stress, it helps you play a lot better.
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06-21-2008 , 03:06 AM
lol @ fgators saying he is glad he isn't you and lol @ FTP saying they turned it off. Just get that 25/50 player to get drunk and be 100 vpip again and nit it up.
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06-21-2008 , 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by LivinOnSkill
Why didn't you take a break before the last two months. You should have given yourself like a two week break from poker to relieve stress, it helps you play a lot better.
Hes taken like, months off at a time. He stopped playing completely at the end of last semester in order to be fresh for summer.

I think he keeps taking breaks when ftp activates his boomswitch.
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06-21-2008 , 03:54 AM
Make an account on stars cause FTP is obviously rigged, and so i can send you a dollar
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06-21-2008 , 04:09 AM
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Originally Posted by TomW
this thread reminded me of a graph mastr posted a while ago

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...257&highlight=

Hope your luck turns around OP
Pretty sure mastr is running better now .

GL OP.
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06-21-2008 , 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted by sluggger5x
Well, picked up 13 buyins at NL50 since yesterday. Moved up to NL100 when I saw this villian running at 96/65. I seriously don't know what I do to deserve these things....


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked


BTN: $152.65
Hero (SB): $100.00
BB: $825.15
UTG: $21.00
CO: $41.05

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with A A
1 fold, CO calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $10, BB calls $9, CO calls $9

Flop: ($30.00) 7 8 6 (3 players)
Hero bets $30, BB calls $30, CO raises to $31.05 all in, Hero calls $1.05, BB calls $1.05

Turn: ($123.15) 2 (3 players - 1 is all in)
Hero bets $58.95 all in, BB calls $58.95

River: ($241.05) 7

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $241.05
Hero shows Ah As (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
BB shows Qh 7d (three of a kind, Sevens)
CO shows 5h Jh (a pair of Sevens)
Dude if you minraise pre and give them odds of course you're going to get outdrawn...
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06-21-2008 , 04:46 AM
Wow, just wow. This is little short of slipping on the stairs and breaking your back, or getting an airplane crash into your house, or getting struck by a meteor. The only difference is that it's less likely to happen.

I think we should initiate a tradition of getting the site to officially confirm occasions of sick luck like this, and then everyone sending the guy some money. The tradition would save everyone from god's wrath. BBV unite!
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06-21-2008 , 05:32 AM
damn. i'm down -25BI in allin equity over my last 45k hands, and i thought THAT was bad
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06-21-2008 , 07:41 AM
this is a cruel, cruel game we play. this is some sick s**t, you have my sympathies.
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06-21-2008 , 09:33 AM
omg, you re the opposite of the lottery winner
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06-21-2008 , 10:32 AM
i just read this whole thread and i really don't have anything more to add other than, "wow, that really sucks"
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06-21-2008 , 11:09 AM
Just seeing that this is possible makes me very, very scared that it happens to me at some point.

I mean, in my worst stretch I was only down ~15 buyins down in EV and that already made me slam my desk so hard that my hand hurt.

Imagine 80 buyins... I guess I would rip my eyeballs out and drench them in my explosive diarrhea. I prob should quit before that happens.
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06-21-2008 , 11:10 AM
Pokerstars. Cue Lil Hold'em Pic IMO
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06-21-2008 , 11:25 AM
seriously. im scared to that this can even happen
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06-21-2008 , 11:27 AM
this is awful if real, but I'm pretty skeptical

yeah 4/100k or whatever run this bad, but they obviously quit poker after about 10000 hands max...

but I guess if no one who has played with him has objected it's possible, but man this just seems really unlikely
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06-21-2008 , 11:46 AM
and that **** can last looong
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06-21-2008 , 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by NHFunkii
this is awful if real, but I'm pretty skeptical

yeah 4/100k or whatever run this bad, but they obviously quit poker after about 10000 hands max...

but I guess if no one who has played with him has objected it's possible, but man this just seems really unlikely
If someone wants my complete, NL100 database, I can send it to them somehow if they know how that can work. I could post hundreds of suckouts on here, but I won't bore you guys. I promise you it's real. I wish i wasn't.
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06-21-2008 , 11:58 AM
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Just seeing that this is possible makes me very, very scared that it happens to me at some point.
If you find out that someone has been mauled to death by a rhinoceros who has escaped from the zoo, does it make you very, very scared that it happens to you at some point?
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06-21-2008 , 12:10 PM
i doubt he lives near a zoo
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06-21-2008 , 12:15 PM
OP was a scumbag in a previous life imo.

JK sorry that this is happening to you man. Like everyone said, only thing you can do is to keep playing, you're bound to turn it around eventually.
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06-21-2008 , 12:20 PM
Congrats Sluggger5x, you are probably in the top one or two unluckiest players in the whole of online poker.

Imagine your run hot equivalent?
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