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03-11-2010 , 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
The patient is ~60, white male, pasty complexion. He never knows when it's his turn, never knows what the bet is, can't read the board or his hand (which have all been wowzers for the past hour). His clothing looks like he rolled in cat hair and his eyes look zombie stupid. I wouldn't bet that he drove himself here. No tremors but plenty of table banging and tongue movement.

I honestly think he's high as a kite, whatever he's on but maybe it's a syndrome.
You playing at Commerce? I wouldn't worry about it then.
03-11-2010 , 07:31 PM
Casino Arizona, ldo, but this guy's new so he's likely visiting. His big pot was 3-2o, UTG in a full kill pot.

I should be driving a Ferrari but I can't make a hand.
03-11-2010 , 07:38 PM
Poker player syndrome?
03-11-2010 , 07:59 PM
I swear just now he tossed the dealer a $2 chip asking for change, she gave him 2 $1 whites, he says 'what's this?' she tells him he asked for change, he says 'oh, yeah.'


In the middle of typing this I raised KK from the SB. The guy called me w his atc of course but what I've 'complained' about on here before happened: the pf limper folded to my raise. 8-16, nobody folds except to me. Mitch L. says it's a good thing so no more complaining.
03-11-2010 , 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by TylerMes
if i recall what you are referring to, thats precisely why i did what i did . and it was HJ fwiw so its bad but not ridiculously so in absence of the BU.

interesting that you found out who i am. i guess given that loss yesterday its pretty easy to narrow down or maybe lauren told you...
jokes... that open is 100% standard given the situation. K8o might be debatable.

i overheard you when you were telling crazy witch lady your name. it wasn't too hard to figure it out from there.
03-11-2010 , 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by pig4bill
In that case I won't make the joke about trying bounty tournaments that I was thinking of posting.
Streak of 18 consecutive sessions without a 1+ rack win ended.
Killing spree threat level reduced to Yellow.
03-11-2010 , 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by jesse8888
This is very true. I have borderline high blood pressure, at least for my age (like 135/85), and whenever I give blood it takes like 2 seconds. My girlfriend has absurdly low blood pressure (like literally it was once 90/55 I think) and it takes her several minutes to fill one of those tiny sample tubes.
Jesse and Cap'n,
I am on poker hiatus, but I can't let this one go. You guys might be 100x better than me at the pokers, but this makes no sense. Unless the phlebotomist missed your vein and jabbed an artery, there's almost (and it's prolly closer to never) a correlation with your 'blood pressure' and filling up those tubes, 'cause that blood is coming out of your veins. The blood preesure is an arterial measurement. I realize nobody cares, but thought I could at least provide some knowledge on this, since it's clear I don't have much to offer on the pokers. If you don't believe me check with leo or surf doc.
03-12-2010 , 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
So I'm just sitting here in a wild game waiting for 'my turn' idly wondering W...T...F...! is wrong w the character on my left when I realized I could pass the time by asking the forum which includes actual doctors.

The patient is ~60, white male, pasty complexion. He never knows when it's his turn, never knows what the bet is, can't read the board or his hand (which have all been wowzers for the past hour). His clothing looks like he rolled in cat hair and his eyes look zombie stupid. I wouldn't bet that he drove himself here. No tremors but plenty of table banging and tongue movement.

I honestly think he's high as a kite, whatever he's on but maybe it's a syndrome.

I can look for other symptoms as directed.
Sounds like a reg to me, what's the problem?
03-12-2010 , 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by stinkypete
jokes... that open is 100% standard given the situation. K8o might be debatable.

i overheard you when you were telling crazy witch lady your name. it wasn't too hard to figure it out from there.

You didn't respond to my text.
03-12-2010 , 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by mrcunningham
If you don't believe me check with leo or surf doc.
I had a thoughtful reply all typed out for HB re: his opponent's ailment or, more likely, impairment and had parenthetically remarked to jesse and Cap'n that blood pressure and venipuncture success are not related.

Then, the 2p2 Grench laid my efforts to waste by vaporizing my post as I was trying to submit it. (Wassup with that, pj? It only happens with my best composition.)

Then I figured Howard was prolly done playin' and I didn't wanna make my other pals think that there wasn't an upside to having hypertension so I just gave up on my reply.
03-12-2010 , 01:14 AM
How do you know that it's time to leave?

7 handed 40, young Internet player who always frustrates me and makes me do dumb things posts kill in mp. Folded to button, where I raise. Blinds and killer call. Flop AcQc7x, killer leads and I raise. Killer calls. Turn Q, he checks, Im too tired to deal with the impending checkraise, so I check. Turn 9s, he checks again and I should bet but again I know he will never fold to me ever so I check.

He smiles a sneaky smirk and says 6 high. I laugh, shake my head, and say "your good", and muck. The table is dumbfounded for a moment. Then I'm found dumb when they tell me I mucked a chop.

He was nice enough to give me half the pot anyways, which must have been doubly painful for him given how bad he's run the last two days.
03-12-2010 , 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by The DaveR
You didn't respond to my text.
that number hasn't been in use since july... but it is as of an hour ago, temporarily
03-12-2010 , 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by DesertCat
How do you know that it's time to leave?

7 handed 40, young Internet player who always frustrates me and makes me do dumb things posts kill in mp. Folded to button, where I raise. Blinds and killer call. Flop AcQc7x, killer leads and I raise. Killer calls. Turn Q, he checks, Im too tired to deal with the impending checkraise, so I check. Turn 9s, he checks again and I should bet but again I know he will never fold to me ever so I check.

He smiles a sneaky smirk and says 6 high. I laugh, shake my head, and say "your good", and muck. The table is dumbfounded for a moment. Then I'm found dumb when they tell me I mucked a chop.

He was nice enough to give me half the pot anyways, which must have been doubly painful for him given how bad he's run the last two days.
DC, I enjoyed this post
03-12-2010 , 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted by mrcunningham
Jesse and Cap'n,
I am on poker hiatus, but I can't let this one go. You guys might be 100x better than me at the pokers, but this makes no sense. Unless the phlebotomist missed your vein and jabbed an artery, there's almost (and it's prolly closer to never) a correlation with your 'blood pressure' and filling up those tubes, 'cause that blood is coming out of your veins. The blood preesure is an arterial measurement. I realize nobody cares, but thought I could at least provide some knowledge on this, since it's clear I don't have much to offer on the pokers. If you don't believe me check with leo or surf doc.
No prob, I was half-joking because I had no idea whether it was true or not. The lab technician poking my arm thought it was funny though.

My doc called me tonight and said some test with my liver was kinda high so he wants to retest in 5 weeks and said no alcohol until then (alcohol can cause an abnormally high reading). I'm assuming he meant no alcohol until after 2pm tomorrow, right? Because I have a steak and wine lunch tomorrow that I've been planning for a few weeks now. It'll probably be more like chicken and wine now though.
03-12-2010 , 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by leo doc
I had a thoughtful reply all typed out for HB re: his opponent's ailment or, more likely, impairment and had parenthetically remarked to jesse and Cap'n that blood pressure and venipuncture success are not related.

Then, the 2p2 Grench laid my efforts to waste by vaporizing my post as I was trying to submit it. (Wassup with that, pj? It only happens with my best composition.)

Then I figured Howard was prolly done playin' and I didn't wanna make my other pals think that there wasn't an upside to having hypertension so I just gave up on my reply.
EP raises, all call, I call QJ OTB, goofy calls along w/ the BB.

Flop: Q-J-3. Checked to me I bet and only goofy calls.

Turn: K. c/b/c

River: A. goofy donks, fml, but I'm NEVER folding anything to him. He declares str8 and rolls over 99. Dealer says no str8, hilarity ensues. I still manage to lose for the day.

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Originally Posted by Captain R
No prob, I was half-joking because I had no idea whether it was true or not. The lab technician poking my arm thought it was funny though.

My doc called me tonight and said some test with my liver was kinda high so he wants to retest in 5 weeks and said no alcohol until then (alcohol can cause an abnormally high reading). I'm assuming he meant no alcohol until after 2pm tomorrow, right? Because I have a steak and wine lunch tomorrow that I've been planning for a few weeks now. It'll probably be more like chicken and wine now though.
I'm nearly 60 and this stuff makes me and my slightly elevated cholesterol seem not so bad. My blood pressure is 110/70, it's been the same my entire life. I hope things work out ok for you.
03-12-2010 , 02:31 AM
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Originally Posted by gaming_mouse
DC, I enjoyed this post
do you ever not enjoy any of DC's post? i dont think its possible.
03-12-2010 , 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

I'm nearly 60 and this stuff makes me and my slightly elevated cholesterol seem not so bad. My blood pressure is 110/70, it's been the same my entire life. I hope things work out ok for you.
Thanks Howard. Yeah, I got that elevated cholesterol thing too. Blood pressure 130/95. This stuff isn't really that bad anyway, it's all relative. You just focus on what you can do to make thigns better (diet and exercise) and it is what it is and what happens happens. Same as poker really...
03-12-2010 , 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted by SNOWBALL
to those who read or watch movies (on the ipod etc) at the table: are you able to follow the action of hands you aren't in?
For New Years I made a resolution to pay attention to more hands that I'm not in. I couldn't even follow my resolution for the very next hand.
03-12-2010 , 06:00 AM
Paying attention to hands is the way you admit you care about poker. **** that ****.
03-12-2010 , 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by mrcunningham
Jesse and Cap'n,
I am on poker hiatus, but I can't let this one go. You guys might be 100x better than me at the pokers, but this makes no sense. Unless the phlebotomist missed your vein and jabbed an artery, there's almost (and it's prolly closer to never) a correlation with your 'blood pressure' and filling up those tubes, 'cause that blood is coming out of your veins. The blood preesure is an arterial measurement. I realize nobody cares, but thought I could at least provide some knowledge on this, since it's clear I don't have much to offer on the pokers. If you don't believe me check with leo or surf doc.
confirmed. the "taking forever to fill up tubes" is ridiculous and has much more to do with the blood drawing technique or needle size than anything related to blood pressure.
03-12-2010 , 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by stinkypete
that number hasn't been in use since july... but it is as of an hour ago, temporarily
USA 6
Finland 1
03-12-2010 , 09:02 AM
So... does the commerce or any casino cash checks?
03-12-2010 , 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by DesertCat

He was nice enough to give me half the pot anyways, which must have been doubly painful for him given how bad he's run the last two days.
Nothing personal DC, you know I like you and wish I could be playing and running like you, but....

You know you are a live one when...
03-12-2010 , 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by that_pope
Nothing personal DC, you know I like you and wish I could be playing and running like you, but....

You know you are a live one when...
I'm setting him up. I let him outplay me in pot after pot for weeks on end until I get the nuts and say

"arrrrrr innnn"!
03-12-2010 , 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Sailboats
So... does the commerce or any casino cash checks?
Im pretty sure the commerce does, but only during business hours.

      
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