doc. i cant focus. im always fidgety. my minds all over the place! i have trouble concentrating on everything. like i start working on some project then i get distracted and never finish it. u got anything to help cure that?

something along those lines

but in all seriousness, that stuff is really bad for your heart. its pretty much speed. at your age i wouldnt suggest taking it.

You're not going to take away my Viagra now, are you?

Run bad definitely isn't an indication. Wouldn't recommend it with a fair number of pre-existing conditions, either.

Jesse and I will be out there in less than a month and, as you know, our camp is only about a mile from CAZ. I'd suggest you dropping by before going to play where he and I can offer some words of encouragement. Failing that, I make a damn good Bloody Mary that should get your morning sessions off to a fine start. (Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know you don't drink but I'm on vacation so you can make an exception.)

Also- jesse doesn't know this yet- I'm gonna insist on a pretty significant prop bet as to which of us can sweat you better. I'll set the early line at 3:2 with me besting his sweat, so I'll just let him chose the wager amount.

hb's doc says he shouldnt drink. youre a doctor. so you can tell him to drink. problem solved.

You still need it?

I need an APB sent out for boc. I haven't heard back from him since he left town last weekend.

HB needs to realize that run bad is soluable in alcohol. That's two problems solved.

we're on a roll here! how many more problems can we solve?

I'm pretty sure we can cure anything from heartbreak to the crack o' dawn.

Btw, doc, you're coming out at just the right time (glad to hear Jesse is coming also). Everybody who has toured the new poker room says that it will be the nicest room in the country. That covers a lot of ground so I'll have to judge for myself. I'm hoping that they run a bunch of promotions for the opening month ala Gila River of which I benefited to the tune of $1,000.

Right now I think the only way I can win is by hitting jackpots and other stuff like that. Moan, moan.

One other thing: You can sweat me if you want to but you're only going to see a trainwreck.

Did you come up with that line in 4 minutes or did you sit your quip for a week?

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Wow, all of this describes my last month perfectly except for the Adderall interest.

The record will show that I came up with that quip immediately.

when i was complaining about "id be $x richer if..." i forgot about how id be 50k richer if i hadnt loaned degenerates money. howd i forget that one?

leo what are the details of the sweat bet? as you know i am borderline busto, and the only thing making me not turn this down is Captain R's victory over Doug L and the dollars you wagered against me then.

oh and ty she was still there when I left at 8pm and had like 5-6 racks

I thought the new room opened on the 15th. I'll be there on the 3rd.

Yeah I learned from that one - believe me. I go into complete radio silence now ...

+1

i recommend not opening K8s in MP when the button is defending 100% with every intent to screw with you!

Sorry, I thought you'd timed it for the opening but you'll get to see it sooner or later.

Guess this means I'll have to come back.

if i recall what you are referring to, thats precisely why i did what i did . and it was HJ fwiw so its bad but not ridiculously so in absence of the BU.

interesting that you found out who i am. i guess given that loss yesterday its pretty easy to narrow down or maybe lauren told you...

Pete, how are you in L.A. and I was not informed?!

I found one side benefit to high blood pressure.

When you need to get a blood sample, that stuff shoots out like a ****ing geyser and only takes 2 seconds to collect like half a pint. "Shut it off, shut it off, we're going down!!!"

This is very true. I have borderline high blood pressure, at least for my age (like 135/85), and whenever I give blood it takes like 2 seconds. My girlfriend has absurdly low blood pressure (like literally it was once 90/55 I think) and it takes her several minutes to fill one of those tiny sample tubes.

So I'm just sitting here in a wild game waiting for 'my turn' idly wondering W...T...F...! is wrong w the character on my left when I realized I could pass the time by asking the forum which includes actual doctors.

The patient is ~60, white male, pasty complexion. He never knows when it's his turn, never knows what the bet is, can't read the board or his hand (which have all been wowzers for the past hour). His clothing looks like he rolled in cat hair and his eyes look zombie stupid. I wouldn't bet that he drove himself here. No tremors but plenty of table banging and tongue movement.

I honestly think he's high as a kite, whatever he's on but maybe it's a syndrome.

I can look for other symptoms as directed.