No shame in showing down vs unknowns

There is a new to me 30'ish asian woman in seat 8. I'm in seat 2 w/ the view: The top is low-cut, they are at minimum a D and she's one of those 'can't sit still, bounce the knee' types.

Jiggle, jiggle, wiggle, wiggle.

You can't get this online, at least not in 3-D.

What about PKR?

Does she look like "scantily clad waitress" material? I'm willing to hire just one middle-aged server if you approve of her. Boc, however, has been charged with the overall procurement as well as all contract negotiations.

IDK what you mean but the first reply being from 'ImAllInNow', just what I've been dreaming, is priceless.

Oh, you should see her now! She's slouched them down onto the rail. If they weren't so big they would spill out.

Yeah, she'd do.

PKR is touted as a "3D online poker experience" or something like that.

If they had this kind of 3-D they'd be #1.

Geez!

PM her contact info to boc.

And Howard, don't stand up from the table.

Nothin' gets by you, does it?

asian women somehow keep getting hotter as they get older while everyone else gets uglier

Didn't that kid have 66?

Yes. Yes he did. And I had kings. And I hadn't been a poker pro in 2 years and **** YOU ASIA.

Anybody willing to trade ft for stars? I have about $1K on stars I'd like to trade for FT dollars.

Pm me if interested/willing.

i need them. will do more if u need.

the deed is done

I hate being a slow pony

does either have anything that is totally different and unique to the other? because both seem pretty much the same with just a few minor differences here and there.


been using the trial version of HEM and i like it, though i feel like i could make more use of it if they had a standard manual or something to go along with it (instead of just random threads all over their forum)

HEM has a full-blown manual (like 150 pages) you can print out, I'm not sure where they keep it, but it's gotta be on their website somewhere.

thanks, found it (last time i went through the FAQ, one of the replies from the admin stated that there was no manual but that's obv incorrect)

http://rvgsoftware.fileburst.com/Hol...agerManual.pdf

Commerce 20-40 tightest nit at the table opens lowjack. CO and button call obviously. I call with QJdd in BB. CO is one of those 35 yo balding white guys with sunglasses who clearly thinks he is the best player at the table. He is vaptaining and capable of el bluffo and has FPS out the wazoo. He is a lag by table standards.

AK5ss

I check and LJ checks disgustedly. It checks through.

Kc

I check and LJ still checks his pair. He has one with p=1. CO bets and button folds. CO declares "one down". I pause and confirm that LJ is mucking the nuts. He is. I call.

River baby spade which is awesome cause CO can't have THAT flush. I check he bets I say "I'm either gonna look real dumb or real smart here" and call. He turbo mucks and I declare "smart one time". I slide my cards to the dealer with a $1 tip on them which he grabs before weakly mucking the hand. As this happens co says "what, pocket 7s or something".

9 months of pain and hate and tilt and rage bubble over. I cannot stop myself.

"no, queen high"
laughs "haha queen high I don't think so"

like a ninja my hand shoots to the muck and grabs the two cards that only I know are mine. I flip them over and declare:

"really. Queen high"

CO and LJ proceed directly to tilt. They do not pass go, nor do they collect $200. I feel a tangible weight lift off my shoulders.

Nice hand. I like a turn c/r slightly better (for value, protection, and to make sure LJ folds) now that the pot is 6BB (including your call bet), but you did earn an extra $40.

God, Pawn Stars on the History channel is the nuts.

hehe i love that show. i want to visit the actual pawn shop.