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07-23-2009 , 10:32 PM
also the toilet
07-23-2009 , 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by The_Poker_Sage
Dropped 80 big bets in about 20 hours of played, so many bad beats that I don't even know where to begin.
Start in BBV?
07-23-2009 , 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by The_Poker_Sage
Dropped 80 big bets in about 20 hours of played, so many bad beats that I don't even know where to begin.
the best place to begin is with a 16 hour nap.
I got 16 hours by taking your BBs lost and dividing by the amount of time u lost it in, and multiplying by 4

07-24-2009 , 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by MitchL
No, I moved to Hilton Head, SC. Its about 4.5 hrs away from ATL. My lease was up and I have lived away from my family for about 10 years so I was a bit homesick. Also I got a place about 2 blocks from the beach and I feel like I will be able to grind more online as a result, which will be much better for my bottom line.
Soon you will yearn to hear "ni han, ni han", and that smell at dinnertime when you walk through an apartment complex that is identifiable as food will bore you, and you will tire of hearing English everywhere you go. But most of all, you will miss the thrill and adrenaline rush you get from surviving a freeway trip in one piece because so many other drivers on the road are just barely intelligent enough to be legally considered human.
07-24-2009 , 02:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Frond
Is Strictly Stategy @ summer camp?
I'm pretty sure that SS was the subject of either this or last issues Roy Cooke column but I can't find it on the CP site.
07-24-2009 , 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted by POOP TITTIES
look everyone private joker knows how to out gimmicks

FEEL THE WRATH
I think your main account needs to not be banned for the second one to qualify as a gimmick. POOP TITTIES is just your new account, right? Created pretty much right after you asked for the 6-month self-ban?
07-24-2009 , 03:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
I'm pretty sure that SS was the subject of either this or last issues Roy Cooke column but I can't find it on the CP site.
I was pretty sure it was too.
07-24-2009 , 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Frond
HowMany-Where you usually fish?
Past 2 days the barn kelp in Oceanside. Normally random lakes or San Diego bay. Other places sometimes.

Slept like 3 hours after posting earlier. I'm ever so tired.
07-24-2009 , 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
I'm pretty sure that SS was the subject of either this or last issues Roy Cooke column but I can't find it on the CP site.
I was like "Bah, he is giving us Arizonans a bad name since he hasn't even lived her for a year"
07-24-2009 , 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by private joker
I think your main account needs to not be banned for the second one to qualify as a gimmick. POOP TITTIES is just your new account, right? Created pretty much right after you asked for the 6-month self-ban?
who is he?
07-24-2009 , 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by that_pope
I was like "Bah, he is giving us Arizonans a bad name since he hasn't even lived her for a year"
You got a link, pope?
07-24-2009 , 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by leo doc
You got a link, pope?
Just for you leo! Took me like 5 minutes trying to navigate their ****ty new site...its in the Ivey cover one, not posted yet, I will make sure to post it here or send you a link when it gets posted online...if I remember.
07-24-2009 , 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Munga30
Bump

It's tonight, after 9. Wearing a dirty two tone Red Sox hat, glasses, and being a relative nit at Commerce 20/40. I'm no leo doc but I'll happily buy the first round if you tell me you can't stand Manny Ramirez and halfway sound like you mean it.
Commerce supplied the bad players, 2+2 supplied the friendly faces (thanks for saying hi!), and I supplied the rungood. Poker continues to slowplay me with good first experiences. gg poker.
07-24-2009 , 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by private joker
I think your main account needs to not be banned for the second one to qualify as a gimmick. POOP TITTIES is just your new account, right? Created pretty much right after you asked for the 6-month self-ban? ALSO I WROTE A WELL.
How's $60/hour at live 20-40 going?

Any stories of celebrities nobody cares about to impress us with?

Just wondering.
07-24-2009 , 01:19 PM
We have a lot of little fights breaking out lately. Guess it was better in '07 when everyone was running good. (And this post is just to keep my streak of 13 or so threads in a row in which I was the last reply, boring day at work OBV).
07-24-2009 , 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by HOWMANY
Past 2 days the barn kelp in Oceanside.
What do you catch there? When I was a kid, we went on a party boat there and caught bonito. The people that couldn't set up their bait right caught barracuda.
07-24-2009 , 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by pig4bill
What do you catch there? When I was a kid, we went on a party boat there and caught bonito. The people that couldn't set up their bait right caught barracuda.
i remember when i was like 8 when i lived on long island, i was in this summer school program. on one of the days we took a boat out to go fishing, i remember leaning back and the next thing i know a seagull poops on my chest. if i didnt lean back at that perfect moment it wouldve pooped all over my hair and face.
07-24-2009 , 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by that_pope
We have a lot of little fights breaking out lately. Guess it was better in '07 when everyone was running good.

nahh, I've been running really good for a while, and I'm involved in like all the fights.
07-24-2009 , 03:07 PM
The summer of love is here, that_pope!

We're turning things around. SS/POOP and I have declared a friendly truce, boc4life is in a good mood, Parker is cool as a cucumber, PokerBob is not even posting but friendly as ever at Commerce, jkamowitz finally had a profitable poker visit to L.A., CDC is winning online, DeucesCracked is doing great business, HOWMANY is finding peace and calm in the Zen sport of fishing, Hobbs. and C-Gro are posting, and bakku is having fun locking terrible threads. It's time for a musical number up in this bitch.
07-24-2009 , 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by boc4life
nahh, I've been running really good for a while, and I'm involved in like all the fights.
+1
07-24-2009 , 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by private joker
The summer of love is here, that_pope!

We're turning things around. SS/POOP and I have declared a friendly truce, boc4life is in a good mood, Parker is cool as a cucumber, PokerBob is not even posting but friendly as ever at Commerce, jkamowitz finally had a profitable poker visit to L.A., CDC is winning online, DeucesCracked is doing great business, HOWMANY is finding peace and calm in the Zen sport of fishing, Hobbs. and C-Gro are posting, and bakku is having fun locking terrible threads. It's time for a musical number up in this bitch.
it took a while, but perhaps we've turned a corner
07-24-2009 , 06:13 PM
Butnahhhhhhhh
07-24-2009 , 06:34 PM
Maybe I should pick a fight with jessee888 here, so we can both start running good again.

Jesse, you're weak-tight, and your mother dresses you funny!
07-24-2009 , 06:53 PM
I'm getting pretty goddamn sick of the looks Snowball keeps giving my woman tbh
07-24-2009 , 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by AlanBostick
Maybe I should pick a fight with jessee888 here, so we can both start running good again.

Jesse, you're weak-tight, and your mother dresses you funny!
i dont care how old you are but shopping for clothes with your mother is always +EV for both parties (assuming she pays for it). she gets to have fun shopping and spending time with you and you get new clothes. its win win.

      
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