Anyway if anyone is interesting in sharing apartment in SF or LA, maybe LV. Let me know. I probably will only stay during weekend/holidays and summers. Looking for 3-4 partner to switch back and forth 2 room apartment long term pm me.

OK

Except I wasn't offering a bet, merely pointing out the obvious. Stating something obviously true is not the same offering to bet that I can prove it to be true with insane stipulations. But I'll still take action if you can figure out a way to bet on some reasonably proxy of my claim.

I wouldn't want to share living space with you. Imagine a dispute about doing dishes or taking out the trash that plays out like the how-many-million-dollar-players bet. . . .

Look what I started

Doesn't everyone need that crazy/intense roommate at least once in their life? You know. You wind up at some crazy party or event. "How did we even get here." Then you realize it is always DonJuan. Otherwise, you sit around waiting for new TV to drop.
I'm just sad the actual betting didn't start. Seems like someone needed to throw in "and loser shaves his head" or something.

Let play a game where yous guess if the statement apply to poker player or stripper.

1. Try to avoid alcohol as much as possible at work but loves it when their customer drink but not too drunk.
2. Always does the walk before grinding at tables for competition and fav customer.
3. Try to get super close to their fav. Customer without physical contact.
4. Have to deal with unpleasant smell.
5. Occasionally try to smell themselve without other noticing to make sure if they didn't went to far today without showering.
6. Sometime hear weird sound ex. moan and just give wtf look but act like it nothing strange.
7. Smile and pretend to care hearing the same sob stories being told by others.
8. The old timer always talk about how good it is back in the days.
9. customer try to impress them by flashing physical apperance or stories about company they owe or people they know.
10. Hate their competition but have a deep respect for each other work.
11. Always try to avoid talking about their work to regular people. Their parent try to dissuade them being in the profession in first place.
12. Fear for their safety walking outside early morning. Need security walking to their car.

Their a lot more but jogging in the morning ran out.

How did i forget. My favs.

13. Call their customer "easy money", " nice/sweet guy aka hand me the money without being an ass", "dumbass".
14. Have a nick that everyone knows . Try to avoid real name.
15. Super biases in their judgement of physical apperance of customer.

16. You only know people by their first name or alias
17. You carry around lots of cash
18. Outsiders think what you do is cool but you're selective of how much info/detail you give to others when talking about it.
19. Night owl or weird hours

Difference between poker players and strippers is that in a poker room it is often tough to tell who is the hustler and who is the mark, but in a strip club it is pre-eminently clear.

ETA: Remember BOC4Life's Las Vegas trip report where he was smitten with a stripper and was trying to make time with her?

He's been married for a few years now.

In for partner switch... But you need to learn how to drink a little better.


Also lol you kids look up to the strangest people... Blue oyster cult where is he now?

. didnt know this is you whole time. I am only good at bluffing and trolling. Also if anyone has learn anything from my outburst on here, hug your child.

OK DonJuan

Sometimes I find women unfathomable.

Had a terrible session yesterday. I lost 3 times with a flopped set to runner-runner straight. Lucky to get out of there only losing 3 racks, I guess. On the plus side, I made tons of sklansky bucks on those hands! :*)

That's a baby loss! You're not really running bad until you're losing 5-6 in a session.

Agreed! Just my first bad session since coming back from covid. I’m just telling myself “meh, it’s only 3 racks”

So 35ish bets lmao

You wanted me to lose more or something?

way to rub it in that im terrible with money lol.

I feel like theres way more people in your camp then you think. The ones that made good financial decisions are playing 2/4+, thats kind of how you know.

I feel like theres way more people in your camp then you think. The ones that made good financial decisions are playing 2/4+.

I don't think that's true. There's plenty who know that playing 2/4+ isn't a good financial decision for them, but are still very well off.

I bet T high otr the other day, got called and was good. Only second time I can ever remember that happening.