I'm not sure when dead..money has trolled, besides countering another troll and occasionally seeing if some rando would bite and challenge him to HU, thinking they'd be getting a 4-8 shark and not a HS mix grinder

One of his first posts ever was making fun of me

Jon is right more than a broken clock, but still puts on the troll jeans from time to time.

Can someone please ban this DeathDonkey idiot? This is like the 1000th time he has insulted/trolled me in the last decade and he never gets banned or infracted. His account was clearly created for no other reason than to harass me. Additionally, he constantly posts about fake games and even went so far as to created a fake training website where he charged the community for fake advice about fake games. If you do not believe me, click on his posting history. This is an LHE forum. Nobody cares about "quadruple chessdugi" or "super gindacey". Finally, his WSOP success is the biggest scam ever. Tricking a bunch of livetards into playing fake games for real money is NOT impressive. And people ask me why I don't post here much anymore...

I'm picturing three hands, one with a bottle of scotch at a bar, another with a pen completing a short outline being scribbled on a napkin, the third making this post via tapa.

PSA: We got the Oaks Card Club in Emeryville, CA to run a one-day $1500 LHE Tourney on Saturday, December 16th. Official structure should be out soon, but expect it to be on the faster side. Definitely seems like there's a lot of local interest, so should be a fun one. If it's successful, they might try and run it 2-4 times a year.

Cardplayer is fake news.

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Player in a big poker tournament goes all in! You'll never guess what happens next!

Random Question. I’m flying out of BWI on Sunday afternoon. Apparently Maryland Live is super close to the airport. Does Maryland Live have facilities to store my luggage while I play poker? Or am I better off checking my luggage and then grabbing a cab/Uber over to the casino? Thanks.

Airports no longer have lockers, so unless you are actually checking your luggage and not carrying it on, you are much better taking it to the casino with you.

I am planning on actually checking my luggage. Southwest baby.

Then why wouldn't you? Unless you think you might miss your flight due to gamble.

I've never been but there's a Live-branded hotel "adjacent" to the casino. They'll likely hold your bags for a few hours.

Haha, nice...

But nah... I was sober, putting effort into my posts is a thing of the past since they can apparently just be deleted for no good reason, and I don't know what tapa is lol. I was just trying to understand the last 50 or so posts, but they made no sense to me. My post was a summary of what the last 50 posts looked like to me. Deathdonkey just happened to be the poster I deemed least likely to get butthurt.

Just wheel the luggage to the table. I do it all the time st Hollywood park

File this under where amazing things happen. I haven't seen this sequence of events ever..

8 handed game. We'll use the alias of Tom and Jerry. Tom straddles. Jerry 3-bets. Folds around to Tom who 4 bets and Jerry calls.

Flop comes Q, 8, 4 rainbow. Tom bets, Jerry calls.

Turn is a 9. Tom bets, Jerry raises, 3 bet, 4 bet, 5 bet, 6 bet, Tom 7 bets and says "just in case you don't have Jack Ten". Jerry calls.

River is a brick. Tom bets, Jerry raises!, Tom 3 bet, Jerry 4 bet, Tom calls. Jerry turned his gut shot and Tom loses with top set.

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Next orbit Tom straddles again. Jerry 3 bets, Tom caps, Jerry calls.

Flop is Jack, 8, 7. Tom check raises Jerry on the flop and Jerry calls. Turn goes bet/call. River goes bet call. Tom gets his Aces cracked from the straddle by Jerry who flops top and bottom. Strike 2.

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Few orbit later Tom decides to straddle again and I say "third time is the charm". It happens again. Jerry 3 bets, Tom caps, Jerry calls. Flop comes down King, 9, x, all spades. Flop action goes bet, raise, 3-bet call.

Turn is an offsuit seven. Hilarity ensues. Bet, raise, 3bet, 4bet, 5bet, 6bet, 7bet... Jerry puts in the last raise before Tom calls.

River pairs the 7. Tom c/r's the river. Jerry 3bets.. 4bet.. and I stopped counting. Tom says I only lose to quads and just calls. Jerry shows KK and scoops. Tom shows 99. So Tom has had Queens, Aces, and 9s all cracked from the straddle by the same guy. Both players goes infinite bets on the turn without the flush. Kicker is the player to Tom's right says he folded J7 spades during(!) the hand.

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In a hand before, Tom already qualified for the high hand with Aces full. Tom leaves after the last hand and we wonder what's going to happen. Dealer comes back later saying Tom said "IDGAF about the high hand".

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TapaTalk is the program that lets you post via phone easily with an annoying footnote about how you used TapaTalk.

Tom & Jerry cartoon delivers.

I'm doing a weight loss prop bet if anyone wants to follow or wants a little action. Weighing in tomorrow. Will be updating a lot https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...*****-Prop-Bet

So I've decided I'm done posting advise/content on here forever. Inevitably I will write something that Mason disagrees with and it will lead to me getting banned anyways. In the hand to think about thread Mason wrote "Thus, when you can have an occasional big swing, such as occurred with my "Hand to Talk About," it can impact your long term results." I merely quoted that and replied playing bad can also impact your long term results (which is undeniably true) and he banned me for a week for insulting him (if you somehow couldn't figure out what my other account was).

For starters the hand he posted is just awful. Thats all there is to it, its horribly played at just about every decision point and if a random poster has posted the exact same hand they likely would be told to move down in stakes, post in the micros or ironically to buy some poker books and learn why its correct to raise pre-flop. Yet simply stating that playing a hand badly will have a stronger impact on your long term results than losing a big pot payed correctly will (which is obviously true) got my account banned for a week

We frequently disagree on a lot of decision points but the justifications that I read are usually, you need to think statistically (and then refuse to ever provide any stats), you need to read this X book I wrote. For the record I've never read the theory of poker, I've never read holdem for advanced players and I've never read the Ed Miller books, or just using extreme examples that rarely happen to prove a point.

Example: We limp TT pre-flop and lead the 844 flop because BB will raise KJo. BB raises KJo. We don't 3 bet for god knows what reason but ignore that part of the analysis and decided to lead the Q turn because BB will obviously call with KJo and BB of course calls with KJ. Now we get to the river and have the easiest bet ever since he's going to check back Ax here but probably call always and never bluff KJ (which he should never have anywyays) so we decide to check the river to induce a bluff from KJ and guess what KJ bluffs the river and we win the greatest hand ever played.

To all of the people that are still trying to improve at limit holdem, Good Luck. I'll still post on here from time to time but I'm done with the free advise, but I will post one last opinion. I think you should raise QQ 8 ways pre-flop. Best of Luck, Jon (If I don't post in the next week, its probably because this account will be banned also).

Lol, what a shock. I should have taken you up on your bet offer about that account not getting banned. I knew you couldn't stop trolling. Despite your obvious poker knowledge, most of your posts are so poorly written I have never gotten any good advice from you anyway. Good riddance to you and your condescending attitude.

I️ assume rob will be getting a ban for this insulting post. Fwiw the only reason you don’t gain anything from Jon’s posts is because you are one of the most intractable posters on this board. There is literally not one poster here who gives better advice than jon more consistently. Luckily I️ get the benefit of his advice regardless of whether he posts on this board or not.


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I probably won't get banned, as I had the common sense not to insult / troll the owner of this website. And actually the reason I gain nothing from his posts is because most of them have such horrible spelling / grammar / logical flow. You even once made a very funny post suggesting he read a book about English composition. But of course I'm sure he would brag about never having read one of those either.

I think you make a lot of great strategy posts, but also think you shouldn't be so thin-skinned when people don't recognize the value of what you're doing. It's human nature that people are going to be mad when you prove them wrong and they're also going to think you're wrong when you're right.

Your audience isn't the chillrobs and the Masons, why do you care what they think?

Alternatively, if you teally can't stand this site, take all your bitcoin millions and buy up jonlockedispensesfreeadvise.com (be sure to lock up jonlockedispensesfreeadvice.com too and turn it into a scat fetish site to annoy chillrob).

Pretty sure he doesn't care what I think, and he didn't care what Mason thought until he realized that Mason owns the site and could ban him. OOPS!

Rob, you keep suggesting that I trolled and insulted the owner of this site when I did no such thing. since when is starting a thread asking about a topic that he suggested as being correct considered trolling. I like to consider every possible option for every possible play and merely took that as an opportunity to explore some alternative lines that I've never considered. Just because the stuff he suggests happens to be wrong doesn't mean I am trolling for merely considering it.

Further, its quite hilarious what you consider an insult. If somebody posts a hand that they played terribly for discussion and the responses are you played this hand terrible thats not an insult, its just a fact. Speaking generally and stating that playing bad will hurt your long term results is not an insult its a fact.

Mason can write as a justification for some of his play/decisions, but when I simply state that it will hurt your long term winrate to make a bad play in order to keep from losing big pots I get banned.