Fwiw NoIQ has a store too.
http://www.noiqpoker.com/docs/webshop.html And if you dont find something you want from there, at least the VIP6(Black) members can ask playemanager for it and usually he is able to make some suggestion for you. Hookers and blow might be out of question(who knows maybe even that works..), but for example I asked for a ticket to a live event thats not listed on the website and he was able to give me a deal in couple minutes, also ive asked for monitors and that would have worked too.