You're taking this conversation way too personally. I wasn't trying to take a jab at you with the intern line, I was just trying to explain as someone at a director-level role that I may have a slightly different perspective than you do.
I don't work in corporate America. I work for a small company and the dude who reports to me was a friend of my younger brother and I got him his last job, then poached him after a year+ once he got experience. The interview process was 2 conversations with people on another team here primarily consisting of them taking him to lunch to see if he was a culture fit. When asked if I needed to interview him myself I said "no". In fact, I had someone write his resume for the company I referred him to originally. You think I give a **** about his resume?
A friend from high school randomly emailed me a month ago saying he was looking to get into a VC backed tech start-up, I emailed a contact who does his own recruiting after being an SVP at tech companies for a while, and my friend had a job in 2 weeks.
I have personally referred 3-4 people a year to VC backed startups over the last several years.
So if that is what you figured out about my posting,