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11-04-2023 , 01:08 PM



PairTheBoard
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11-11-2023 , 03:05 AM
Rape of the Universe is worth praying for!
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11-11-2023 , 03:07 AM
God is a moron!!
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11-20-2023 , 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
God is a moron!!
He designed the human spine. What the **** was he thinking?
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11-24-2023 , 04:15 PM
It was a joke. God is still laughing.
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11-26-2023 , 09:56 PM
"I think you know what I mean" means I don't think you know what I mean which is why I'm saying "I think you know what I mean".


PairTheBoard
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11-29-2023 , 03:30 AM
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Originally Posted by PairTheBoard
"I think you know what I mean" means I don't think you know what I mean which is why I'm saying "I think you know what I mean".


PairTheBoard

Objection your honor. You think you know what is meant means you think you know what's meant. You think you think you know when you don't think you think you know and don't think you know you know. ya know?
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11-29-2023 , 03:45 AM
Cycle down into the rabbit hole of your own delusions and think it means something important. To you and everyone else. It doesn’t.

Put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger. Eternal joy is just a moment away.
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11-29-2023 , 04:02 AM
Tupac's "wonda why they call u bitch"
read like a standard three act play with a set-up, conflict and resolution in the voice of the late David Attenborough:

Look here, Miss Thang, hate to salt your game
But you's a money-hungry woman and you need to change
In the locker room, all the homies do is laugh
High fives ‘cause another ***** played your ass
It was said you were sleezy, even easy
Sleepin' around for what you need, see
It's your thing, and you can shake it how you wanna
Give it up free or make your money on the corner
But don't be bad, play the game, get mad and change
Then you wonder why these mother****ers call you names
Still lookin' for a way out, and that's okay
I can see you wanna stray, there's a way out
Keep your mind on your money, enroll in school
And as the years pass by, you can show them fools
But you ain't tryin' to hear me ‘cause you're stuck
You're headin' for the bathroom, 'bout to get tossed up
Still lookin' for a rich man, you dug a ditch
Got your legs up tryin' to get rich
I love you like a sister, but you need to switch
And that's why they called you bitch I betcha!




You leave your kids with your mama
‘Cause your headin' for the club
In a skin-tight miniskirt, lookin' for some love
Got them legs wide open while you're sittin' at the bar
Talkin' to some ***** 'bout his car
I guess he said he had a Lexus, what's next?
You headin' to his car for some sex?
I pass by, can't hold back tears inside
‘Cause Lord knows, for years I tried
And all the other people on my block hate your guts
Then you wonder why they stare and call you slut
It's like your mind don't understand
You don't have to kill your dreams plottin' schemes on a man
Keep your head up, legs closed, eyes open
Either a ***** wear a rubber or he die smokin'
I'm hearin' rumors, so you need to switch
And ****** wouldn't call you bitch



I guess times gettin' hard, even harder for you
‘Cause hey now, got a baby on the way now
More money from the county, and thanks to the welfare
You're about to get your hair done
Got a dinner date, can't be late
Trick or treat, sweet thang got another trick to meet
The way he did it it was smooth
Plottin' while he gamin' you so, baby, peep the rules
I should've seen it in the first case, the worst case
I should've never called you back in the first place
I remember back in high school, baby, you was fast
Straight sex when you moved your ass
But now things change, ‘cause you don't look the same
Let the ghetto get the best of you, baby, that's a shame
Caught HIV and now you 'bout to be deceased
And finally be at peace
So where your ****** at now? ‘Cause everybody left
They stepped, and left you on your own
See, I loved you like a sister, but you died too quick
And that's why we called you bitch—I betcha!
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11-29-2023 , 05:20 AM
If you nuke the east end it changes nothing. If you nuke the Irish it changes nothing. If you nuke China it changes nothing. If you nuke the planet it only resets the idiocy back a few years.
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11-29-2023 , 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble
Objection your honor. You think you know what is meant means you think you know what's meant. You think you think you know when you don't think you think you know and don't think you know you know. ya know?
I know what you mean.


PairTheBoard
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11-29-2023 , 11:32 AM




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12-02-2023 , 08:00 AM
I will have electrolytes on my Christmas Tree.
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12-02-2023 , 10:38 AM
pleasure and pain and praise and blame and loss and gain are all the same.
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12-02-2023 , 11:22 AM
I'm grateful to have a toothbrush. Add toothpaste and I'm living the dream.


PairTheBoard
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12-02-2023 , 07:03 PM
Inverse head and shoulders pattern on spot gold price.

Gold and silver bull run incoming.
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12-02-2023 , 07:08 PM
I said give me three years until im SELF SUSTAINABLE. But it wont be via my precious metals investments. Ive tricks up my sleeve. It's do or die. Youll never get rich working for someone else. Only fools and horses work.
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12-02-2023 , 07:12 PM
Loss and gain is all the same.
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12-02-2023 , 07:15 PM
Roads are for horses and men of business.
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12-02-2023 , 07:41 PM
Desire is a trap
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12-02-2023 , 09:48 PM
Mi destino es morir en los calles como un perro
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12-07-2023 , 09:24 AM
That's what it is means that's what it's like not that's what it is.


PairTheBoard
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12-09-2023 , 09:42 PM
It's like that, and that's the way it is


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Last edited by MacOneDouble; 12-09-2023 at 10:03 PM.
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12-10-2023 , 03:48 AM
Music is just another virus. Best to just ignore it. Like the Irish!
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