Touching back on that Terrence McKenna YouTube clip re: the jewelled self dribbling basketballs. If any of you yanks or brits knows someone who knows someone, can aquire DMT, hit me up and ill pay for that posted in a stamped addressed envelope to my house. Never tried it. I'm not going to find it in this country. Maybe I'll find it elsewhere in Europe but if push comes to shove, I'll have to take a trip to the amazon which sounds expensive.

I'm not really into mckenna outside of his openness to altered states but I wouldn't say it to his face in front of an audience. For He's a wordsmith that would make me look stupid just by waffling. I'd have to get him alone to beat him. He's missing what ram dass and alan watts have. Yeah, I'd love the get the ****er alone.
https://youtu.be/dlM1D5eTFeE

Conflates mysticism with physicalism and mathematics, then resorts to historical tales consisting of truths and fantasies once called out. Too much going on at once, and he just always misses the point. Not to be taken sincerely. Imo

I don't hate my job. I'd still do it if I were rich, just much less often.

The best job is a symbolic one; like the king or queen of England. Lots of perks, no real responsibility, the idiotic masses worship you, and stupid historians argue about your importance.

God when will this Canadian bullshit winter end. I love golf which hurts...

Canada is a garbage county occupied by garbage people living garbage lives that incessantly insist that they are somehow so important that everybody else in the world should worship them and their putrid political system. The Irish on steroids in other words. The Irish are at least fun and interesting, Canadians are not.

Winter ends when the earth tilts in the proper direction (for the northern hemisphere) to get more sunlight. It’s all part of God’s plan. Have patience.

This is poetry.

I had a Thai massage two weeks in a row had two of the unexpected, and I guess tantric experiences of my life. Up there with LSD and mushrooms. I've not read a lick on tantra, and don't need to now. But I think it's tantra I'm on about here. I've had one pro thai massage prior to this which was as you'd expect - simply unremarkable.

I'll leave it there, but just in case anyone's wondering, I never got the happy ending, and the massage itself has sort of nothing to do with it either. Thats whats's so surreal! The towel ended up totally off twice. And sure enough there was a hard cock in the air but I've googled a few things and I'm just getting hits about muscle skeletal such and such. Way to miss the point completely. Unless of course, ....you have some muscle pain.

How convenient. A 53 minute Alan watts talk on tantra exists.

Maya...

Which I only listened to and sure as **** that's it.
Incidentally I wasn't totally lying when I replied to her that I had pain in my lower back. The lower back because thats apparently where Kundalini starts.

Instead, of out the dick to orgasm it's up the spine he crawls through the chakras and out the top of the head to enlightenment!

All the above said in a Michael J Fox voice from Back to the future. There ain't a future. The ancient hindus weren't correct because there ain't a past. Who is it? You. When is it?now.

Tomorrow never comes. Though it's monday. Before I forget the truth and not believe it . You aren't getting older and everything isn't getting worse. That's just Maya. In a sense, you are getting older and everything is getting worse and in another sense, everything is getting better. The illusion is so great, i trick myself and that's the point. I am Brahman pretending to be a fricking it worker. See, Just like that, a mere mortal.

Eternity is waiting for now to be over.


PairTheBoard

Eternity is one step ahead of you

Last visit to 2p2 was in Sept. Have I missed anything of import?

Nike made a new pair of shoes. My phone got hacked and I smashed it to pieces.

Can't think of any snappy to say to that. I'm rusty and need to get up to speed.

No. But 2+2 exported its usual brand of lunacy and idiocy to the throbbing masses to help keep the world in its wonderful state of permanent excitement and excess!

Humanity marches on!

Sklansky proved from first principles the existence of free will.

Did he accomplish this without stepping on his tongue?

But he didn’t do this of his own free will.

“the roses Had the look of flowers that are looked at.”

― T.S. Eliot, Four Quartets

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PairTheBoard

The wind.

I worship ExxonMobil. You should too. In fact you do; even if you don’t realize it.