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12-24-2022 , 10:19 PM

#17376

MacOneDouble

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Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,694

Happy Xmas to masque and Bruce.

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12-24-2022 , 10:21 PM

#17377

MacOneDouble

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Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,694

Happy Xmas to Zeno, lastcard and pairtheboard. Keep being you.

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12-24-2022 , 10:24 PM

#17378

MacOneDouble

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Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,694

Brian. Most of all. Chez may be gay but that's okay with me. Best xxx

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12-24-2022 , 11:08 PM

#17379

chezlaw

Limey Bastard

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 46,890

Off to bed with a kilo of chocolate balls. 12 hours till beer

Merry xmas to all

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12-25-2022 , 12:45 PM

#17380

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,370

Merry Christmas Morning to all the gang! Eat, Drink and make Merry!

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12-29-2022 , 07:50 PM

#17381

lastcardcharlie

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Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

I got a bath mat, chocolates, biscuits, a bottle of gin, a book by Bob Dylan, and an M&S gift voucher.

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12-29-2022 , 07:54 PM

#17382

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

You spelled S&M backwards

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12-29-2022 , 07:55 PM

#17383

lastcardcharlie

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And I watched Enfield Town win 4-1 on Boxing Day. Eat your heart out, Chez.

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12-29-2022 , 08:23 PM

#17384

lastcardcharlie

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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2

You spelled S&M backwards

There's a good joke to be made whenever you're next in Highgate Cemetery.

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01-01-2023 , 10:37 PM

#17385

MacOneDouble

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If you go out for a walk, particularly at night the police must think you've gone stark raving mad. It's deeply suspicious.

I mean, Why aren't you in home watching an electronic reproduction of life on the telly instead?

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01-01-2023 , 10:44 PM

#17386

MacOneDouble

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You got to have purpose. You got be going somewhere, like a TV watcher.

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01-01-2023 , 11:15 PM

#17387

MacOneDouble

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It's a mystery why more Americans are shooting themselves. I'm just taking the USA as an example due to gun laws. I could just as easily have said somewhere else like I don't know, Norway or Romania, it's doesn't matter.

Im not depressed but surely I would have shot myself in the head at least once in the past and more times in the coming future.

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01-01-2023 , 11:20 PM

#17388

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,370

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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble

You got to have purpose. You got be going somewhere, like a TV watcher.

We all are going somewhere on a cosmic ball of rock vomit circling a nuclear fireball in a solar system on the fringes of a galaxy exploded out of God’s Anus. Enjoy the ride! That’s your purpose right there.

Cheers!

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01-01-2023 , 11:51 PM

#17389

MacOneDouble

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On that note I hope you've taken the time to play and enjoy during this festive season because it's about time to get back to being so foolishly serious again. Happy New year!

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01-02-2023 , 08:55 AM

#17390

PairTheBoard

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Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 10,039

Is it 2023 already? I must have overslept. How'd that y2k thing turn out?

PairTheBoard

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01-02-2023 , 02:32 PM

#17391

lastcardcharlie

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Originally Posted by PairTheBoard

Is it 2023 already? I must have overslept. How'd that y2k thing turn out?

Smartphones.

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01-03-2023 , 08:49 AM

#17392

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,370

Does anyone write a letter anymore?! A real letter with pen and paper and an envelope and a stamp and a trusted postal employee to deliver it to the proper address?!

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01-03-2023 , 10:51 AM

#17393

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

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Originally Posted by Zeno

Does anyone write a letter anymore?! A real letter with pen and paper and an envelope and a stamp and a trusted postal employee to deliver it to the proper address?!

Yes.* Letter writers are only on the endangered species list, not extinct.

*I last wrote one in 1992, iirc. That was the last time I mistakenly believed that the value of my thought was equal to the paper, ink and stamp.

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01-03-2023 , 11:05 AM

#17394

lastcardcharlie

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I have a slight nerd thing for rare letter boxes. One day I might even get to see the Holy Grail:

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01-04-2023 , 04:43 AM

#17395

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,370

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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

I have a slight nerd thing for rare letter boxes. One day I might even get to see the Holy Grail:

An East Ender would have that opened in about 4 minutes. I could go on and on about this silliness but just shorten it by asking why are you limeys so stupid!

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01-04-2023 , 05:02 AM

#17396

lastcardcharlie

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01-04-2023 , 07:03 AM

#17397

lastcardcharlie

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Originally Posted by Zeno

An East Ender would have that opened in about 4 minutes. I could go on and on about this silliness but just shorten it by asking why are you limeys so stupid!

This is why I post my letters at the unique, double-sided, Queen Victoria box at the Royal Hospital. The Chelsea Pensioners won't allow any tampering with the mail, don't worry about that.