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09-13-2022 , 05:35 AM
God is on His Death Bed.

In case you didn’t know.

I killed Him.

You are welcome.
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09-13-2022 , 12:26 PM
Above post made by my Doppelgänger.
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09-13-2022 , 03:14 PM
Liz “extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures” Truss is living up to her Neo-Fascist goals by installing her stormtroopers and remaking the UK in her own image. The English will soon be lighting candles and praying to Her statue that will soon be installed in Trafalgar Square.
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09-13-2022 , 06:06 PM
Dude, you're sick in the head.
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09-14-2022 , 03:27 AM
I support Giorgio Meloni. She’s the Best.
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09-14-2022 , 03:37 PM
France 24 has an excellent article on Giorgio Meloni. It is well worth reading.

SMP fully supports The Brothers of Italy.

First Rome, then Europe, then The World!!!
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09-16-2022 , 08:43 AM
Sushi is racist!!

Spread the word, scream and rant on the internet, rage against the horde’s of intolerant and ignorant scum that eat sushi and promote it as a food source.

All fish should be free!!
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09-19-2022 , 08:38 PM
Praying to Moloch did not garner the response and results I desired.

Fickle God’s are annoying.
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09-19-2022 , 08:44 PM
The Queen was put to final rest today. SMP salutes Her. A steading bulwark in an ever changing world.
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09-20-2022 , 05:31 AM
God is Italian. This explains how and why the world staggers on as it does and removes all mysteries.

This has been an official announcement from SMP. You may now return to your pathetic and meaningless life with a newfound sense of purpose.

You are welcome!
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09-20-2022 , 09:37 AM
Crack is really starting to rear its head in my city. I said it before. We're forty years behind America, cocaine wise. Maybe about 8 to 10 years behind the UK.

Powder cocaine has been here for decades. Was big in the Celtic Tiger years. But what is interesting, and what's mainly due to US government propaganda in the Reagan days is that crack and powder cocaine is of course entirely the same substance, just obviously administered via different routes. Dr. Carl Hart has argued this as though he was saying something remarkable, due to said propaganda and the public's perception that they are almost different substances.

However. A cocaine addict might use less a week than a crack smoker on average. My own hypothesis on this is that it's a combination of not just efficency between the different ROAs but also how harsh cocaine powder is on the sinus system. Crack is arguably better for you.

Most people are employed and don't use drugs. Others are employed and dabble. But the unemployed, with no possibility of job prospects are the most vulnerable.

Work sucks. Statistics show most people either hate their jobs or find it difficult to say they enjoy their work. Their is a recession looming if we're already not in one. War looms, maybe. A lot looms.

Whether you are a functional, tax paying citizen or retired or unemployed addict, we're basically all in the same boat. No one gets out alive. Marriages fail. Your organs fail. Life is suffering. Ecstasy is best served in small doses. We're trapped in Samsara and you wouldn't want it any other way.
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09-21-2022 , 05:22 AM
The universe staggers on towards oblivion. Enjoy the ride.

Some good whiskey helps.
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09-21-2022 , 07:11 PM
Maimonides (1138-1204) was an amazing scholar and individual. I just finished reading a good synopsis of his life and works. Worth looking into.
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09-22-2022 , 05:36 AM
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09-22-2022 , 06:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
The Queen was put to final rest today.
I didn't spot Princess Alexandra at the funeral, but I am assured she was there, thank goodness.
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09-26-2022 , 10:57 AM
More or less forever is a lot less.


PairTheBoard
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09-26-2022 , 02:40 PM
Giorgia Meloni is officially Italy’s first female PM. She and her Brothers of Italy goons will soon be giving the slavering and crazy Italians something to really cheer about.

SMP fully endorsed and will continue to endorse Giorgia the Great and the future of a reborn Italy, that will no longer kowtow under the heel of the EU idiots!
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09-26-2022 , 02:49 PM
It’s interesting to note the self-righteous indignation, sobbing, and howling from the idiots in the liberal press about Giorgia the Great. May they all rot in Hell.
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09-26-2022 , 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
It’s interesting to note the self-righteous indignation, sobbing, and howling from the idiots in the liberal press about Giorgia the Great. May they all rot in Hell.
You have it wrong. They want you to rot in hell as they make their progressive policies - except for the elites that is.
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09-27-2022 , 01:47 AM
You should rot in Hell along with the rest of the human waste that stinks up Europe; that festering cesspool of all that is rotten and evil in the human spirit. A simple review of European history of the last 200 years proves that beyond doubt. Death to the European scum and their delusional sycophants that worship at the altar of war!

Last edited by Zeno; 09-27-2022 at 02:02 AM.
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09-27-2022 , 02:01 AM
We need a WW III, to clean out the gutters, to release the tensions, and to amp up the removal of the wasteful human muck that are trashing the planet. And getting the cesspool of European nations to Rape themselves is an excellent start.
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09-27-2022 , 02:11 AM
On the other hand, if we all just hold hands in a large loving circle and sing songs of peace and joy, it will usher in world wide peace and cooperation and usher in a new era of universal harmony.
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09-28-2022 , 03:35 PM
Life is a hockey game. Don’t lose the puck!
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09-29-2022 , 04:49 PM
You guys can't argue with each other as you'll just end up in agreeance.

Zeno used to be funny. He hasn't changed, mind as i said before, its just that the world has. I used to read his posts as being "far-out" and therefore amusing. Now, you got to take him more sincerely, and it's a little worrying.
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09-29-2022 , 04:55 PM
Edit: seriously rather, not sincerely

Edit 2: Say that word a few times fast, it loses meaning and even looks spelled incorrectly.
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