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Saw some news about Guy Fawkes night in London yesterday. Riots and general shenanigans were the order of the day. Good to see people out and about creating disorder and mayhem.

God save Boris Johnson.

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11-07-2021 , 07:46 PM

#16953

lastcardcharlie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

I watched a documentary about it. The same old fanatical juveniles. Children are a constant.

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11-07-2021 , 07:55 PM

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lastcardcharlie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

The Virgin Queen's got the Green Fever.

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11-07-2021 , 11:29 PM

#16955

MacOneDouble

old hand

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,691

Rage against the machine. Get vaccinated.
Power to the people. Burn it all down. Go Trump. Started the entire mess.
Or was it Cameron and a sheep. Blair may die of sudden illness.

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11-08-2021 , 07:18 PM

#16956

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,354

It is real. Change has come. Annie get your gun.

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11-09-2021 , 08:35 AM

#16957

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,354

Poke your head out of the door and say tweet, tweet, tweet.

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11-25-2021 , 05:39 PM

#16958

MacOneDouble

old hand

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,691

I don't like this look.

The previous skin was more focussed. More sober.

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11-25-2021 , 05:44 PM

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MacOneDouble

old hand

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,691

I have been talking to robots on occassion lately. They pass the turin test until they fail. Then you'd rather they did pass. It's a terrorfying realisation, when you could have sworn before.

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11-25-2021 , 05:49 PM

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MacOneDouble

old hand

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,691

Stay off creepy sites.

You should have seen what i had to go through to meet a hooker, doubly unvaccinated mid covid season. Pressing buzzers, wrong codes, like a right geezer as Rodney would say. Trotter, not dangerfield. Robots on the phone perhaps.

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11-26-2021 , 09:53 PM

#16961

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Wells Fargo has a really solid robo system. I've never had to ask for a person.

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12-04-2021 , 06:32 PM

#16962

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,354

People are extraneous chunks of DNA; that is all. Wells Fargo is where I bank also. They are banking Gods. And I worship them.

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12-04-2021 , 06:33 PM

#16963

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,354

Start the Christmas Season the correct way:

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12-04-2021 , 07:48 PM

#16964

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,354

Christmas is my favorite Jewish Holiday.

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12-07-2021 , 07:05 PM

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Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Took dog to vet, which is an all female practice. Had to take wizz and purposefully left toilet seat up. Am hoping that hilarity will ensue.

Such is my life that this sort of prank is what I am reduced to.

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12-07-2021 , 07:24 PM

#16966

lastcardcharlie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

You're the one paying for that toilet seat. The customer is always right.

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12-08-2021 , 05:52 PM

#16967

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,354

You could have put the toilet seat down and pissed all over it. That will show those uppity women. The customer is always right.

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12-08-2021 , 10:27 PM

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lastcardcharlie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

So this HelloFresh box gets left outside my front door today by mistake, and I figure out where it should have been delivered, which is just up the road but difficult to find, and easily confused with my address, and I take it there and start explaining to the woman what happened, and she interrupts after about one sentence. I don't what it is, but people do not listen to me speak.

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12-09-2021 , 04:12 AM

#16969

chezlaw

Limey Bastard

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 46,845

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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

So this HelloFresh box gets left outside my front door today by mistake

Probably meant for someone else who has an easily confused address

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12-09-2021 , 08:47 AM

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lastcardcharlie

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12-09-2021 , 08:55 PM

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Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,354

So if you find a pubic hair in the whole coffee beans that you purchased at a local shop that roasts it’s own beans; who do you report it to? If you felt compelled to do so.

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12-10-2021 , 02:21 PM

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lastcardcharlie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

The manager?

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12-10-2021 , 08:04 PM

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Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,354

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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

The manager?

No!

I've been a manager and they are the most duplicitous, cowardly, moronic, bureaucratic shuffling, ass wipes you would ever hope to meet. That's why they are managers. And they are same the world over. From London to Paris to New York to Tokyo to Beijing.

What I should do is write a letter to The Times of London. But I don't have the time. And the ass wipes at The Times would probably not published it anyway. I'm an ignorant American after all.

So I leave it to you Lastcard to do the right thing and take up the torch. I'll buy you a pint of IPA next time I'm in London.

Last edited by Zeno; 12-10-2021 at 08:09 PM.