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11-05-2021 , 07:42 PM
Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread
Burning effigies of Catholics is fun.
I see...
11-06-2021 , 03:00 PM
Saw some news about Guy Fawkes night in London yesterday. Riots and general shenanigans were the order of the day. Good to see people out and about creating disorder and mayhem.

God save Boris Johnson.
11-07-2021 , 07:46 PM
I watched a documentary about it. The same old fanatical juveniles. Children are a constant.

11-07-2021 , 07:55 PM
The Virgin Queen's got the Green Fever.
11-07-2021 , 11:29 PM
Rage against the machine. Get vaccinated.
Power to the people. Burn it all down. Go Trump. Started the entire mess.
Or was it Cameron and a sheep. Blair may die of sudden illness.
11-08-2021 , 07:18 PM
It is real. Change has come. Annie get your gun.
11-09-2021 , 08:35 AM
Poke your head out of the door and say tweet, tweet, tweet.
11-25-2021 , 05:39 PM
I don't like this look.

The previous skin was more focussed. More sober.
11-25-2021 , 05:44 PM
I have been talking to robots on occassion lately. They pass the turin test until they fail. Then you'd rather they did pass. It's a terrorfying realisation, when you could have sworn before.
11-25-2021 , 05:49 PM
Stay off creepy sites.

You should have seen what i had to go through to meet a hooker, doubly unvaccinated mid covid season. Pressing buzzers, wrong codes, like a right geezer as Rodney would say. Trotter, not dangerfield. Robots on the phone perhaps.
11-26-2021 , 09:53 PM
Wells Fargo has a really solid robo system. I've never had to ask for a person.
12-04-2021 , 06:32 PM
People are extraneous chunks of DNA; that is all. Wells Fargo is where I bank also. They are banking Gods. And I worship them.
12-04-2021 , 06:33 PM
Start the Christmas Season the correct way:

12-04-2021 , 07:48 PM
Christmas is my favorite Jewish Holiday.
12-07-2021 , 07:05 PM
Took dog to vet, which is an all female practice. Had to take wizz and purposefully left toilet seat up. Am hoping that hilarity will ensue.

Such is my life that this sort of prank is what I am reduced to.
12-07-2021 , 07:24 PM
You're the one paying for that toilet seat. The customer is always right.
12-08-2021 , 05:52 PM
You could have put the toilet seat down and pissed all over it. That will show those uppity women. The customer is always right.
12-08-2021 , 10:27 PM
So this HelloFresh box gets left outside my front door today by mistake, and I figure out where it should have been delivered, which is just up the road but difficult to find, and easily confused with my address, and I take it there and start explaining to the woman what happened, and she interrupts after about one sentence. I don't what it is, but people do not listen to me speak.
12-09-2021 , 04:12 AM
Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread
So this HelloFresh box gets left outside my front door today by mistake
Probably meant for someone else who has an easily confused address
12-09-2021 , 08:55 PM
So if you find a pubic hair in the whole coffee beans that you purchased at a local shop that roasts it’s own beans; who do you report it to? If you felt compelled to do so.
12-10-2021 , 02:21 PM
The manager?
12-10-2021 , 08:04 PM
Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread
The manager?

I've been a manager and they are the most duplicitous, cowardly, moronic, bureaucratic shuffling, ass wipes you would ever hope to meet. That's why they are managers. And they are same the world over. From London to Paris to New York to Tokyo to Beijing.

What I should do is write a letter to The Times of London. But I don't have the time. And the ass wipes at The Times would probably not published it anyway. I'm an ignorant American after all.

So I leave it to you Lastcard to do the right thing and take up the torch. I'll buy you a pint of IPA next time I'm in London.

Last edited by Zeno; 12-10-2021 at 08:09 PM.
12-11-2021 , 07:15 PM
As if you've never licked any pubic hairs in your life.
12-14-2021 , 06:15 AM
When you pronounce the word "puzzle" do you say the z twice?