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03-19-2021 , 01:34 PM

#16426

MacOneDouble

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https://www.hartgroup.org/covid-19-evidence/

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03-20-2021 , 10:14 AM

#16427

PairTheBoard

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I'm feeling the equinox.

PairTheBoard

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03-20-2021 , 05:54 PM

#16428

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

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So which way is it pulling/pushing you?

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03-20-2021 , 06:41 PM

#16429

Mat Sklansky

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I would be mildly happy if my youngest brother died. I would be fairly unhappy if my second youngest brother died, but it would not have any meaningful impact on my life. I would feel similarly, but slightly less unhappy if my 3rd brother died.

I would literally kill every other life form on the planet to save my wife. And second to that I would kill every other life form except my wife to save my dog. Though I suspect my dog dying in any scenario would ruin our marriage as I would blame her for my dog's death.

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03-20-2021 , 07:25 PM

#16430

chezlaw

Limey Bastard

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Greater love has no one than this, that a person will lay down his life for his dog

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03-21-2021 , 12:09 AM

#16431

MacOneDouble

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Originally Posted by Mat Sklansky

I call BS on the very first sentence here. One can either be ecstatic or nowhere on the happiness scale in the positive direction in such a hypothetical as that.

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03-21-2021 , 12:15 AM

#16432

Mat Sklansky

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i just had a conversation with the mother of my youngest brother and she agreed. but to clarify, we just want him to go away. if he won the lottery and moved out of my mother's house that would be cool as well.

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03-21-2021 , 12:32 AM

#16433

MacOneDouble

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I think it was Tupac Shakur who said it best with: "Even though we had different daddys, the same drama, when things went wrong, we always blamed Mama."

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03-21-2021 , 12:42 AM

#16434

MacOneDouble

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Swinging is the future.

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03-21-2021 , 12:46 AM

#16435

MacOneDouble

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Dogs are mans best friends. The reasons are well documented and well understood. They can be, however hard to admit replaceable in their modern domesticated form

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03-21-2021 , 01:10 AM

#16436

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

-Both are quotes from Mark Twain

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03-21-2021 , 01:24 AM

#16437

Zeno

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Families are difficult and siblings add to the quagmire. I have one brother that I simply have nothing to do with anymore. And that is that.

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03-21-2021 , 02:56 AM

#16438

Bobo Fett

Carpe Diem

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Off-topic, but I thought I should point out that SMP has been bestowed with a great honour that was almost 20 years in the making:

Spoiler:

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03-21-2021 , 08:59 AM

#16439

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

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Originally Posted by Mat Sklansky

I would literally kill every other life form on the planet to save my wife. And second to that I would kill every other life form except my wife to save my dog. Though I suspect my dog dying in any scenario would ruin our marriage as I would blame her for my dog's death.

Those are the only two scenarios?!?

I would think that, at the very least, a scenario involving a pizza would make the list as well.

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03-21-2021 , 12:32 PM

#16440

lastcardcharlie

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I'm probably in the minority, but I cannot comprehend the idea of having a relationship with an animal.

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03-21-2021 , 02:45 PM

#16441

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

You are an animal.

**** sapiens are a species of primates. They are the only extant members of the subtribe Hominina and—together with chimpanzees, gorillas, and orangutans —are part of the family Hominidae (the great apes, or hominids).

Stop blindly denying obvious facts that you may find distasteful. Now go have a pint of ale and ask God to forgive you for your silly sin.

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03-21-2021 , 03:03 PM

#16442

lastcardcharlie

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Well chimpanzees, gorillas, and orangutans don't have dogs they do stupid, anthropomorphic **** with, do they?

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03-21-2021 , 04:43 PM

#16443

Mat Sklansky

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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

Well chimpanzees, gorillas, and orangutans don't have dogs they do stupid, anthropomorphic **** with, do they?

you a coont.

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03-21-2021 , 05:21 PM

#16444

Mat Sklansky

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Charlie, i want you to reconsider your position.

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03-21-2021 , 05:58 PM

#16445

Mat Sklansky

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my closing argument

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4xVeOLrHIo

and i think you are cat "food".

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03-21-2021 , 06:46 PM

#16446

lastcardcharlie

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Those extendable leads that get in your way piss me off, though.

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Animal domestication is a coevolutionary process in which a population responds to selective pressure while adapting to a novel niche that included another species with evolving behaviors.

One of the most important transitions in human history was the domestication of animals, which began with the long-term association between wolves and hunter–gatherers more than 15,000 years ago. Dogs were the first domesticated species, the only animal known to have entered into a domestic relationship with humans during the Pleistocene, and the only large carnivore to have been domesticated. It was not until 11,000 YBP that people living in the Near East entered into relationships with wild populations of aurochs, boar, sheep, and goats. A domestication process then began to develop. The earlier association of dogs with humans may have allowed dogs to have a profound influence on the course of early human history and the development of civilization.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin...e_domestic_dog

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coevolution

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03-21-2021 , 09:35 PM

#16447

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

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I have hope that someday Lastcard himself will one day be domesticated. But only if he gives up going to the pub.

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03-21-2021 , 09:55 PM

#16448

Mat Sklansky

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what does he love? and who loves him? and why?

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03-22-2021 , 07:34 AM

#16449

PairTheBoard

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I've discovered "The Western Tradition". Great for sleeping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCyO...gOdSVP&index=1

PairTheBoard

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03-22-2021 , 11:34 PM

#16450

MacOneDouble

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Imagine banging one woman for over, oh i dont know, say two years and being happy about it. Sure that"s off topic. I but could imagine killing someone to protect my woman more easily than i could not wanting to see ehat else is on the menu. More power to you. I blame the oldest profession. But moreover i blame the internet exactly.

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