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01-15-2021 , 08:16 PM
An even better reason to drink
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01-15-2021 , 09:05 PM
Indeed, I’m sucking down cocktails at a Rambunctious place right Now and the gods are smiling on me.
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01-15-2021 , 09:14 PM
I Just ordered a “ Cuban missile crisis “, should go down easy I’m thinking.
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01-15-2021 , 09:14 PM
Actually very good, invigorating and refreshing.
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01-21-2021 , 11:32 AM
When judging whether a cup of coffee is half full you should keep in mind that the coffee fills all the way to the bottom but you won't fill it all the way to the top. Thus, the optimist is more likely to be right and the question ought to be whether the cup is more than half full or less than half empty.


PairTheBoard
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01-21-2021 , 12:50 PM
Or find a better metaphor.
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01-21-2021 , 08:50 PM
Good metaphor until taken literally.
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01-21-2021 , 09:20 PM
Good mixing and nice track selection!

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01-21-2021 , 09:52 PM
If you find a bottle of whiskey half full that means you need to start drinking, until it is empty.
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01-22-2021 , 02:32 PM
It is Friday, January, 22 and the world is not much more or much less idiotic than it was last Friday and by extension all the other Fridays in Earth history, back to the Friday when God was close to finishing up His Creation, wipe the dirt off His hands, and grab a Beer.

You should do the same - grab a Beer I mean. Leave Creation to the Big Boys.
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01-22-2021 , 10:00 PM
Going to carpe some diems when this is over.
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01-22-2021 , 11:37 PM
What type of alcohol goes best with a Hog Roast?
https://www.theroastingpig.co.uk/new...with-hog-roast

5 good matches for roast pork belly

Medium-dry cider. ...
India Pale Ale, particularly heavily hopped American pale ales with a touch of sweetness. ...
German spätlese Riesling. ...
Beaujolais and other Gamay-based reds. ...
Southern French Grenache-based reds such as Côtes du Rhône work well if you fancy a red.
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PairTheBoard
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01-23-2021 , 08:16 AM
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What type of alcohol goes best with a Hog Roast?
Moonshine.
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01-25-2021 , 03:15 AM
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01-25-2021 , 06:14 PM
USA#1

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01-26-2021 , 08:52 PM
The draconian overseers have more than just their usual boner on for dictating every aspect of your life: how to act, what to think, how to think, what you can say, what you cannot say, what you can or cannot believe, what you can eat and drink, how much you must give to institute X or Y to save the planet and in general plan and govern every aspect of your waking life. Soon they will be monitoring your dreams and thoughts to make sure they conform to what all good and righteous people should be dreaming and thinking. As Orwellian as possible. And most people suck it up like a pre-dinner cocktail and ask for more.

So nothing has changed. The consistency and idiocy of the human species is rather remarkable. And yet we are sill here on Planet Earth. Praise the Lord.
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01-27-2021 , 04:09 AM



PairTheBoard
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01-29-2021 , 03:43 PM
By fiat, I'm decreeing today Funky Friday*:




*Make an effort to celebrate.
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01-29-2021 , 11:56 PM
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PairTheBoard
Indeed! Resistance is Futile. You will be assimilated.
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01-30-2021 , 02:51 AM



PairTheBoard
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01-31-2021 , 04:36 AM
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USA#1

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the truth

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Lewis
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01-31-2021 , 09:32 AM
Look again, Masque. Lewis ran out of his lane.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/th...t-race-history
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01-31-2021 , 04:30 PM
Come, come you talk greasily; your lips grow foul. – Shakespeare


If Lewis ran out of his lane that means his path was longer to the tape and his time would have been less if he maintained a true straight line. And in a short sprint that means a lot.

You can never trust a Canadian. Canada is a diseased land of scum that includes people that sill think they are French, and the US should have taken over their stupid country years ago. But, still to this day, Canada is just a bedroom country to the north of the USA #1.
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01-31-2021 , 04:54 PM
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