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12-28-2020 , 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
BREXIT & BEER Inside Boris Johnson’s bunker where he clinched Brexit deal with burgers and beer. Also Boris Johnson reads an important document holding a can of Spinnaker IPA.

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Of course we at SMP approve of - the Spinnaker IPA. Great choice.

Ahh, that's a fail. I don't want be in your club so long as you cut me a deal. The whole thing is ridiculous. And Farage ain't seeing it that way. Idiots. Well thankfully they got a deal because UK and Ireland are cool again. Independent from what ? Lmao

Go Biden. Whoop

Trump was more or less correct on the Rona issue, I'll grant you that. Not because he was knowledgable per se, he sort of fluked it.
And yes Biden and Harris are going to **** your country harder.
China is the boss now man

Johnson is a spineless careerist clearly, ignorant of science and generally a weak person. UK needs that scumbag churchill to save them lil

Last edited by MacOneDouble; 12-28-2020 at 04:29 AM.
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12-28-2020 , 05:17 AM
It is always interesting when people think that any of the above actually matters. Not particularly interesting, of course. Just a little bit. Like if you saw a skink for the first time and someone said, "that is a skink, not a snake" and you would say "ah, interesting" back to them.
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12-28-2020 , 11:15 AM
Wine hangovers aren't worth it. Back to sleep.
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12-28-2020 , 04:46 PM
Stuff that can be quantified, but not precisely. Interesting.
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12-28-2020 , 06:23 PM
Seven Billion people need expunged from the planet. Interesting.
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12-28-2020 , 06:34 PM
Also interesting:

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12-28-2020 , 08:29 PM
You do not need to lose 7 bil people. All you need is to win them back to a life of greater purpose (there are many things that apply here and make it interesting without destroying greater things than individual short term illusions of gain) and balance with the planet. And that of course involves all of us every day doing the same.

People are an asset if they educate themselves a little further, treated better, given chances and offered examples of conduct that are not hypocritical yet remain effective in producing greater awareness, virtue, strength and enjoyment.

It would help of course the next 100 mil that will be added to be done with a little better planning because thats how it all goes to hell by being reckless about things that matter...
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12-29-2020 , 06:57 PM



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12-31-2020 , 06:11 PM
Have a rousing New Year Everyone, and a slapdash 2021, W.C. Fields style:

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12-31-2020 , 06:27 PM
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01-01-2021 , 09:11 PM
I’m expecting approximately the same amount of general human idiocy this year as last and has occurred every previous year, back to the dawn of record keeping, and before. Humans are boringly consistent.

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01-03-2021 , 04:08 PM
Bubonic Plague, warfare:


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01-03-2021 , 04:11 PM
1347 was a good year also. Took all of Europe by storm.
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01-04-2021 , 06:06 PM
2020 was the year that gave us MIP* = RE, which is kind of stunning.

(Entangled quantum provers can solve the Halting problem in, I think, polynomial time. There's a relatively accessible write up here: https://www.quantamagazine.org/landm...math-20200304/)
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01-07-2021 , 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by BRIAN
It is always interesting when people think that any of the above actually matters.
Maybe they think they're administering the Empire.
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01-08-2021 , 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
Maybe they think they're administering the Empire.
Maybe. No uniforms though
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01-08-2021 , 10:03 PM
The Balvenie, Caribbean Cask. Single Malt Scotch aged 14 years - with last few years matured in Caribbean Rum Casks. This is an excellent whisky, highly recommended. No uniform required while drinking this superb nectar of the Gods. Cheers!
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01-10-2021 , 06:05 PM
Goodness had nothing to do with it.
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01-11-2021 , 04:29 PM
I am not a robot.
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01-11-2021 , 04:47 PM
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I am not a robot.
That is exactly what a robot would say.
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01-13-2021 , 09:33 PM
Please don't tease the robots.


PairTheBoard
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01-14-2021 , 12:29 AM
I can balance an eel on the end of my nose
And I danced on a fire until my feet froze
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01-15-2021 , 01:40 PM
It’s Friday, just one more reason to Eat, Drink and be Merry; for tomorrow you may die.
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01-15-2021 , 05:03 PM
We may live tomorrow. Always keep that in mind.
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