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09-06-2020 , 09:02 PM

#15952

MacOneDouble

old hand

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,698

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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

Awesome. Enjoy your next year of internet Grammarly ads.

Not silly enough to not use duckduckgo when im siĺly.

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09-07-2020 , 09:21 AM

#15953

lastcardcharlie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

I thought "it" games were to do with the pox.

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Gomme suggests that " 'Kiss in the Ring' is probably a relic of the earliest form of marriage by choice or selection. The custom of dropping or sending a glove as a signal of a challenge may have been succeeded by the handkerchief in this game."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck,_duck,_goose

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09-07-2020 , 11:39 AM

#15954

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

It was a coin flip. All childhood games are gallow's humor or mate selection

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09-08-2020 , 09:14 AM

#15955

VeeDDzz`

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 4,384

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Originally Posted by PairTheBoard

"I did not understand what I said until I said it and then, I understood."

Example:

I do bad things to people most days because karma is real and I assume they deserve it.

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09-09-2020 , 01:13 AM

#15956

spanktehbadwookie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,374

Glory, glory. His truth went marching on.

https://youtu.be/bSSn3NddwFQ

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09-09-2020 , 02:22 AM

#15957

PairTheBoard

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 10,039

I have crossed the event horizon. I would send you a trip report but this post and all future ones will necessarily be from the past.

PairTheBoard

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09-09-2020 , 10:34 AM

#15958

Howard Treesong

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 14,681

My receipt of this message remains a mystery.

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09-09-2020 , 02:39 PM

#15959

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Have you ever wondered what's the best thing there is? Wonder no more:

Spoiler:

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09-09-2020 , 02:45 PM

#15960

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

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Originally Posted by Howard Treesong

My receipt of this message remains a mystery.

It was sent in the future; you just now caught up to it.

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09-09-2020 , 02:52 PM

#15961

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

Votes? Voting? Tallying the phlegm from the throbbing masses? Letting yourself being dragged about by the nose with the usual hackneyed and emotional Adrenalin Inspired Gibberish?

I'll drink to that! A Beer of course. Probably an IPA. Or perhaps a Ghost Ship Pale Ale.

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09-09-2020 , 11:55 PM

#15962

MacOneDouble

old hand

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,698

Kicking back watching that new social media doc on netflix, i be like yeah, thats whats i told y'all.

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09-10-2020 , 10:36 AM

#15963

lastcardcharlie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

Have you ever wondered what's the best thing there is?

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09-10-2020 , 01:57 PM

#15964

plaaynde

Poker Historian

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 20,071

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Originally Posted by Zeno

Ghost Ship Pale Ale.

Try the NA.

You can't go wrong.

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09-10-2020 , 04:26 PM

#15965

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

It turns out that I DO need an appendectomy, tyvm CAT scan. Going to the surgeon's offices today, gl to me.

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09-10-2020 , 08:39 PM

#15966

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

With your luck Howard, you will probably survive. Live long and prosper!

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09-11-2020 , 02:41 AM

#15967

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

The surgeon is some kind of foreign devil from a far away land. I hope there isn't any incense and rattle shaking.

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09-11-2020 , 09:58 AM

#15968

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

Good luck, Howard. Make sure to whine so you get extra good drugs post-op.

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09-11-2020 , 02:33 PM

#15969

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

I always ask for oxytocin's, never get them, I will sneak in my own xanax in a hidden-hole in the bag of necessaries that I bring with me.

Have to get a covid test, amongst others, a bit worried about that.

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09-11-2020 , 05:53 PM

#15970

plaaynde

Poker Historian

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 20,071

Covid, what is that?

Ah, the shot coming next year.

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09-11-2020 , 09:58 PM

#15971

MacOneDouble

old hand

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,698

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Originally Posted by VeeDDzz`

Example:

I do bad things to people most days because karma is real and I assume they deserve it.

Karma simply means your doing, or the actions you take. Karma can't be fake.

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09-11-2020 , 10:08 PM

#15972

MacOneDouble

old hand

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,698

I woke with symptoms today. Concerned. I'm waiting to see what awaits me tomorrow. I Hope it doesnt get progressively worse. But i kind of expected it to happen. Not so much better now than never, but sort of better now than in the near future. That is to say, lets see what's up, gimme what you got Mother nature.

Optimistally, in my mind i merely caught an older coronavirus and will wake up feeling grand.

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09-11-2020 , 10:18 PM

#15973

MacOneDouble

old hand

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,698

Howard is still alive imo.

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09-11-2020 , 10:58 PM

#15974

masque de Z

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 9,961

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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble

Check if you can hold breath for 10 seconds unprepared for it and see if you get in trouble quickly and have to give up or can go over 10sec and remain in control confident (well for a while lol). If near 10 is a problem get help immediately no big deal but go for it. Monitor fever many times a day. Check if you feel any chest pains on deep breaths. Good luck it will be ok.