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Old 08-02-2020, 10:44 PM   #15851
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3) Drinking Beer BEFORE cycling with or without a helmet. To make it absolutely clear, you are not wearing a helmet while drinking the beer. Thank You.

Leaping from a large cliff onto cement.
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Old 08-02-2020, 11:00 PM   #15852
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4) walking importantly while talking into a hands free phone.
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Old 08-03-2020, 04:14 PM   #15853
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Pale Ale is a good afternoon drink and relaxing way to wet your whistle. Before you get down to the seriousness of the day. Like Bertie Wooster, rising early is the sign of a poorly lived life.
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Old 08-03-2020, 04:21 PM   #15854
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The Duke of Edinburgh swears by it, I hear.
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Old 08-03-2020, 11:21 PM   #15855
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I've been seriously thinking about getting married again, the slower and more lonely years are creeping up*............Should I give up the pipe?



That's a great song by the way and well done.......

* And COVID etc....
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This epidemic is starting to reach epidemic proportions.


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Old Yesterday, 03:25 AM   #15857
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I've been seriously thinking about getting married again, the slower and more lonely years are creeping up*............Should I give up the pipe?
A wise friend offers no advice, just support. good luck

As an aside I always liked the definition of a bachelor as a being a man who doesn't make the same mistake once.
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Old Yesterday, 10:32 AM   #15858
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I've been seriously thinking about getting married again, the slower and more lonely years are creeping up*............Should I?
Any sensible answer will be entirely results-oriented.
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Old Yesterday, 03:29 PM   #15859
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Go for it!
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Old Yesterday, 09:31 PM   #15860
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She's just after your money, Zeno, don't believe otherwise.
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Old Yesterday, 09:49 PM   #15861
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I've been seriously thinking about getting married again, the slower and more lonely years are creeping up*............Should I give up the pipe?



That's a great song by the way and well done.......

* And COVID etc....

No.

Go on a dating app. Meet a lonely girl five years younger than you at least I find find works best, that lives alone. Whom allows you to call in to hers anytime you want.
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Old Yesterday, 10:48 PM   #15862
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At Zeno's age 5 years means nothing
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Old Yesterday, 11:13 PM   #15863
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Perhaps. At his age. I don't know what is he now. Add an extra five years then. So then, filter out anything that are 10 years younger. Swipe right on all of them, don't look at them, don't read their bio, everyday for a week. See what comes of it.

The downside to this strategy is that you may swipe right on a family member etc., but pay no heed.
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Old Today, 03:27 PM   #15864
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